chad charming describes his 'friends'
Ben: He's that loose string on your sweater that's frayed and when you pull it just keeps stretching until your entire sweater has unravelled.
Mal: *alicia keys voice* THIS GIRL BREATHES FIREEEEEEEE~
Jay: Hottie with a body. On the ground. He punched someone.
Carlos: A puppy who could probably build a bomb but he's too nice to do that.
Audrey: The actual love of my life. I would die for her. I would let you die for her.
Lonnie: no comment.
Zara: i forgot my comment. why? because i'm high.
Jesse: i finally understand the allure of wanting someone taller than you.














