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It's the 'hear me out' that gets me

What i like even more is Jerma actually does have adhd and will explain it sometimes on stream

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

@ghostlycrisis

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

bro you just triggered my deimatic display bro. I’m flaring my wings and bobbing my head while hissing at you bro. please be scared of me

being a younger sibling of a much older sibling is like. ive never known a life without you. mom yells at me because she hasn't realized its just as bad as hitting, yet. your opinions would become my opinions as soon as you said them. we havent lived in the same house in forever, and even though we chat through text it isn't the same. i ask you your favorite color every other day because i forget and you find it funny, and i like it when you laugh. you know when im not okay even when i dont. you tell me stories im part of i dont remember. i dont know your dad and you dont like mine. mom makes mistakes with me sometimes but you're always there for me. when i ask for advise you always have a good answer. you dont know my social circle at all, but all your friends know me, even when i dont know all of them. i dont want to burden you. i like to tease you. youre a jerk. youre kind. i went to your graduation and everything changed since. you told me you liked meerkats and i watched 3 documentaries about them to talk about them with you. we never did. i want to be just like you. i love you. i love you. i love you. i drew a dick on your arm with sharpie.

being an older sibling is like. you've never known a life without me. mom yelled at me and it taught her she never wanted to yell at you. I painted my room purple and grey and then you did too. we live in the same house but I haven't spoken to you in months. I don't know your favorite color. I saw it was going to rain so I picked you up from school on my way home so your books wouldn't get wet. i was so worried when you woke up sick when you were three. you don't remember being sick. mom and dad made their worst mistakes with me and I'm glad they didn't make them with you. I'm doing everything for the first time so you won't be in the dark. I don't know any of your friend's names anymore. I used to know them all. if something happens to mom and dad you won't have to worry because everything will fall to me. you don't like to be home alone but even if you don't see me just knowing I'm there makes you feel better. at least that's what mom told me. you still give me jars to open for you because you can't quite get them. I only see you during dinner. i'd never even think about missing one of your concerts. I stand at the counter when I eat and now you do, too. when offered a selection of books you picked the same one I did when i was your age. I'm terrified you compare yourself to me. I love you. I don't know if you like me. I want you to. mom says dinner's ready

Im abt to start sobbing my ass off

Every time I open my inbox I see that ask where an anon tried to call me the f slur but misspelt it horribly and I laugh every time. I don’t have the heart to delete it