For Glory

do u ever just

Hockey

This should replace shootouts.

@h-g-sol

@renioferebor

Oh my god

Blasphemy

@renioferebor this post was written for you.

I have never seen a more perfect description

@adhesivesandscrap What you need in your life is gay coffee.

YES

@docmanda I was saving it for a special occasion obviously ;)

my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor

@renioferebor @docmanda

...I’ll be keeping my eye on you

“I’m going to go to bed now” aka I’m going to start reading fic and continuously calculate how many hours of sleep I’ll get if I “just read for another 10 minutes”

No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”