Ren Hana's simp

You present me with a pathetic little freak that will not ever leave me no matter what I say or do and have the audacity to assume that that isn't exactly my type?

And I don't even have to try?

'But they're so jealous.' Bitch, of who? The closest thing to a social life I have is a blog dedicated to a porn game and my brother occasionally letting me third wheel on his dates.

'They're literally a stalker.' And I have literally zero secrets and leave my house an average of once a month. If anything, they'd get bored.

All I'm hearing is that there's no way I could fuck this relationship up more than it already is without purposely, actively, conscientiously trying to.

The scariest thing about Kylar is their breeding kink and I'm pretty sure I could live with that.

In conclusion, it's a good thing that Kylar does not exist in real life because my mentally ill ass can not be trusted not to make horribly unwise relationship decisions.

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(I now see Ren in every fox help me)

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he is listening to fear and loathing in las vegas!