we out here goofin

im so fucking stupid

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter. Also, is that cheese?

i first thought it was butter fsr lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

hey what the fuck are you talking about

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

shut the fuck up

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

Not that there's anything wrong with that

not that there's anything wrong with that

Super Mario's so lucky he's not more pathetic because I'd be gobbling his shit up so severely every day. I'd be licking him like a spongeboib popsicle and gobbling that shit even more severely than i am now. I'd be tickling his balls from the back and setting off firecrackers in his peehoohoo. He's such a kind soul and he's lucky for that because if Mario was a crueler being i'd be chaining him to the radiator and caaahmmming on his faaaaece. I'll do vile things. Mario's nice and kind, so i won't do this all to him. He deserves kindness. But if he dared to become some sort of cruel figure of power beyond his current kindly state... You don't even know the half of what i'd do to his italian vagino man