The ‘Remus needs cuddles’ Campaign™️

here is seal cancan, my thesis film, completed at last!

look at all this green

Brushes his teeth with fruity toothpaste

Is terrified of ladybugs

Hates the colour orange 

Allergic to pickles

Can do tongue twisters like a boss

Had a small lisp when he was younger

Opens bananas from the bottom

Or as he says “the proper way”

Really good at painting nails (Sirius always makes him paint his nails)

Doesn’t have a gag reflex 

Had a turtleneck phase in 3rd year

Fucking hates raisins 

“Who the fuck decided to ruin cookies with raisins”

HAD AN EMO PHASE BEFORE SIRIUS

Bites ice cream (scares the fuck out of Peter)

Has movie marathons with Lily

Puts the top of his hair up into a little ponytail when he reads

Had a horoscope phase 

He has a journal that he carries around with him and he writes little notes and thoughts he has throughout the day

He has a heart locket necklace with a picture of him and Sirius 

He has a bottlecap collection (he even has rare ones that sell for a good amount of money)

A little scar on his neck that looks like a heart (Sirius likes to kiss it)

Fuzzy blanket hoarder

Enjoys pineapple on pizza

Always eats weird food combinations to scare the shit out of his friends

Has probably waxed his whole body 

Drools in his sleep

Can throw a frisbee like a fucking boss

Can and will deep throat a banana if you ask

Puts stickers in random places

Like to put the marauder’s things in weird places to scare them

Can do a great Kermit impression 

Once write a sonnet about a piece of bacon that Peter stole from his plate

Can do the monkey bars like a PRO

Has never touched a cashew in his life

Uses those multi coloured ballpoint pens 

Prefers winter over summer

sirius: what do you mean? you fit perfectly in my arms.

*what it was really like*

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

THE CURLS

THE SWEET ANGEL FACE

THE SASS

THE SMILE