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Sirius: Remus and I don’t have pet names for each other.

James: Pads, what do bees make?

Sirius: honey?

*silence*

James: huh, I really thought that would work.

Sirius: I told you, dumbass

Remus, from the other room: yes, dickface?

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[James’ wedding speech]

James: today, I’m lucky enough to marry my best friend-

Lily: *blushing*

Sirius: *horrified gasp*

[In the Forbidden Forest]

Sirius: this is the place I visit whenever I’m feeling lonely.

James: really?

Sirius: no, I have no idea where the fuck we are

Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*

Harry: strike one

Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!

Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out

Voldemort, under his breath: fuck

James: wow, Sirius, you actually made yourself a to-do list!

Sirius: I um… I don’t think you should read-

James: why is Remus on here?

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Sirius, wearing James’ glasses: How do I look?

James: I have no idea.

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Mcgonagall: Can I see your homework?

Sirius: Haha no way, loser, do your own.

Mcgonagall:

Mcgonagall: Mister Black, I-

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James: are you still angry that I told Moony about your crush on him?

Sirius, eyes bulging: YES!

James: oh, come on!

Sirius:

James: ...don’t be madfoot

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Head Boy James: preparing for Hogwarts is easy

James: you just don’t.

James: any questions?

All the of the Gryffindor first years: *raising hands*

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James: how would you like your coffee?

Remus: as sweet as my boyfriend.

James, nervously: I don’t have that much salt.

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Regulus: can we go to a haunted house?

Sirius: what’s wrong with the one we live in?

Regulus:

Sirius, smirking: goodnight!

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James: if I could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing I’d do is put U an I together.

Lily: if you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you’d do is spell SEX and then laugh about it for hours.

James:

James: you know me so well.

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Harry: Hagrid, what’s wrong?

Hagrid, scratching two of Fluffy’s heads and crying: I don’t have enough hands

Walburga: I don’t remember raising you this way

Sirius: Funny, I don’t remember you raising me at all

Peter: wow, Snape really hates us.

Sirius: yeah, maybe he’s homophobic.

James: but we aren’t gay, Sirius.

Remus: we’re not?

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James: are you decent?

Sirius: not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking

Remus: do you take constructive criticism?

Sirius: not without crying

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