Why Not

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

My taste in men is ✨ Fictional ✨

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high