What Why?

NOM NOM IM DYING

HIS NAME IS JUST A PUN

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

time may age me but one thing has been true since i was 7. i fucking LOVE looking at pitures on the computer

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

workdays should be like 4 hrs long max. and even that is pushing it tbqh

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?