Remi Cheese Moments

"Actually my uncle's a cop and he's not a bastard" Damn. Sorry for your loss.

You piss me off so much I gained a power up. Yeah. Just from hating you. You're fucked.

*2 clones, I have a gun, you know the rest* "Which one of you is the real me?" "You are" "Yeah why'd you pull out a gun"

The doctor had to put his hand up my ass and let me tell you, never again is anything going up there. I'm strictly a top from now on. I'll have to kill that doctor for hearing that noise I made.

I see dead people (and plants, animals, fungi, and CRuMs. So most Eukaryotes that have souls.)

Your mother is about to be so disappointed in me

It's not "Miss" Cheese. I play FPS games competitively. It's Mmm Cheese. Delicious.

Remember. No silly.

There's no pause button to save you now. My attacks have started to cover the menus.

Everybody pies

Fantasy Taxonomy must be hell. "Cannon-Faces. What are they?" "Ugh. I hate the term "cannon-face"" "The 12 year old who discovered them thought it was funny" "Well whatever. They're generated monsters right? Drawing from the environment, similar to how dungeon respawns work." "That's what we thought at first but new evidence suggests that they might actually be undergoing a small amount of micro-evolution. Recent reports show completely different preferences in what materials they suck on." "Ah shit."

I was never "edgy," in fact, I cum real fast. But yes I do listen to "AMV music." In fact I discovered most of my favorite bands via Halo CE montages.

This is now a fan-blog for an obscure game no one I know has ever played. /neg

John 3:16 *A man's aspect ratio changes*

Ay girl, you make me am Because I be thinking bout you

Where are my effigies at. Any spooky scary constructions? Any strange symbols in the woods? Maybe some sticks arranged in piles like a fire was supposed to be started, but it's floating in the middle of a pond? Maybe offerings to the local creatures. Maybe some dead squirrels arranged in a circle with a wounded deer in the middle. Maybe they're not even creatures. Maybe they're more of uhh, maybe they're more. Beasts. Maybe some beasts that must be. Appeased. Any beasts? I have my weewoo device and it is blaring out. Sending little pings and signals to echolocate some mysterious creatures. I'm definetly not a beast hunter of any kind, don't even worry about it. Just here to chill and maybe ask some questions and maybe show you my collection of classic Survival Horror weapons. Do not be alarmed or startled if I happen to take out a little uhh maybe a barista with venom rounds. Maybe I uhh have a little just a little guy just a little combat knife with which to uhh. Protect us. Yeah I'm here to find and then protect the beasts. So don't be scared just come outta here. We can do some arts and crafts, make some more cool and interesting thingymajigs with all this torn up cloth and blood I've been finding. It's alright if you don't wanna come out by yourself I can just follow these funny little tracks. I'm gonna get real quiet now but that's not because I'm sneaking up on you. It's for normal reasons. I just get really quiet sometimes. Don't even let me startle you if you see me, just look the other way and forget I'm there, it helps with my anxiety. Thank you.

Sorry babe, but one of the oxen is gonna have to die