lucifer :)

PHM Ryan gosling was bred in a lab for the fanart girlies. I’m not immune

no one knew how to pronounce eridani (air-id-ah-ni or air-re-deni) so they just literally never said it in the film

the “good luck” at the beginning is supposed to have been written by the astronauts on the ISS who delivered ryland to the hail mary

the mop ryland was dancing with was called moppy ringwald

when ryland calls stratt after successfully breeding astrophage and he says “carl and I made a baby,” that was ryan gosling calling sandra hüller on her day off and she had no idea that’s what he was going to say. that “what” was her genuine first reaction

the scientist whom ryland called a stagnating waste of carbon was the bearded guy sitting next to him and stratt in the initial phm meeting

the idea of the soundtrack being so hopeful was supposed to be like there were two different planets cheering him on

when ryland is sitting on the beach in that don’t-go-crazy room and sees a figure walking towards him, that’s him on erid at the end. he’s seeing himself 

among the markings on rocky were the petrova line mission patch, his rank, family crest, and wedding band

rocky always stamped his claw on the ground twice for a question

they wanted to make it so that eridani could have different tones. so it could be a given series of keys for one word and then you could change the frequencies for happy, sad, scared, etc.

after rocky wakes up and asks ryland if they caught the taumeoba and ryland shakes his head no and then yes, the directors went “what an odd thing to do”

ryan gosling wrapped all the gifts that ryland gave to rocky himself

the entire reason that exchange panel was put on rocky’s ball was so that ryland could pass him the little beanie earth

the movie starts with an upside down shot of ryland waking up. the epilogue starts with a right-side up shot of ryland waking up. he also makes his bed and brushes his teeth to show how time has passed LOL

their headcanon for explaining the rocky nature of the beach is that the eridians tried to emulate sand but got the scale of the grains wrong

Bruce, setting down a cup of hot chocolate with extra marshmallows and pressing a kiss to her forehead: I have to pay over $100 for you to do homework, gumdrop

——

Dick: *Blah blah something something mad at Bruce*

Bruce: Okay, birdie, stop holding my hand then

Dick, practically glued to Bruce’s side and would've his Dad carry him if he didn’t know Bruce was hiding a sprained ankle: …

Dick: Shut the fuck up, you sack of shit. Listen here motherfucker-

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Bruce, going over a new case with Tim: She’s not in the picture? Did the mother run away, or is she dead?

Tim, half paying attention: I think she died or ran away.

Bruce: Thank you, baby, that was so unhelpful

——

Selina, at a fancy diner with Bruce: …?

Bruce: *sigh* When I told him we had a date, he insisted on coming along so he could see your cats afterwards

Selina, grinning: That’s adorable.

Damian, happily eating food off the kids' menu: Baba, can I taste your food too?

Bruce: Of course, Habibi

——

Jason, being dramatic: You don’t even love me!

Bruce: Because I won’t let you eat chickpeas? That’s why I don’t love you?

Jason: Yes!

Bruce: Darling, you’re allergic to chickpeas

Jason, even more dramatic: It’s only a mild allergy! Let me live!

Bruce, exasperated: Believe me, I’m trying

——

Bruce: What’s this?

Lois, holding up a large box full of things: Presents for you and your brood

Bruce, looking at the handwritten tag: “For assorted Wayne’s”? You don’t know how many kids I have?

Lois: Do you know how many kids you have?

Bruce: … thank you for the gifts

——

Duke, snuggled up with Bruce and watching TV: This is bad… like, really bad

Bruce: We don’t have to continue watching it, sunshine

Duke: No, this is my allotted Bruce time, and we’re gonna watch trash TV

——

Bruce, watching Cass put a tutu on his service dog: …

Cass: Ace likes it. Give us a twirl, Ace

Ace, somehow, looking like he’s dissociating: Ruff… *slowly turns once*

Bruce: …

Cass: Alfred the cat scratched me, and Damian is hiding Titus away… it was either him or the turkey

Bruce: You don’t have one big enough for Batcow, Princess?

Cass: Not yet

——

Alfred: You wouldn’t happen to know where my sandwich went, would you, Master Bruce?

Bruce, in the middle of taking a bite from said sandwich: No…

Alfred: Hmm

——

Texting

Bruce: Come over

Selina: Can’t. Stealing things

Selina: And I’m on the opposite side of the city

Bruce: *sends a sexy picture of himself in lingerie*

Selina: IM ON MY FUCKING WAY. DONT MOVE

Five seconds later

Selina: OPEN YOUR WINDOW!!

——

Tim: It’s quiet. What’s going on?

Bruce, sipping coffee: Lois took the girls on a girls' shopping spree. Dick went with them to ‘keep an eye on them,’ but we both know he just wants to shop as well

Tim: Wtf? I wanna go… I’m going to my room to sulk

Bruce: I’m sure you could find their location and join them, sweetheart

Tim: No, it’s the principle of the matter

——

Bruce, scruffing Damian: Stop it

Damian, struggling but making no progress: He needs help! I’m the one to help him!

Bruce: That is a raccoon eating from the trash, honey

Damian: I need him!

Bruce: I think it’s foaming at the mouth. I’m calling animal control

Damian, making grabby hands: Come to me my child!

Bruce: Stop that!

——

Jason, raiding Bruce’s closet: Can I have this? *holds up a leather jacket*

Bruce: No, I just bought that. You already have most of my hoodies

Duke: Ooo, can I have this? *holds up the same leather jacket*

Bruce: What did I just say to your brother? You literally have half of my sweater collection

Jason: The lining is so warm and soft

Duke: And it smells really good!

Bruce: Give me my jacket you little theives

——

Texting

Bruce: I’ve got a mission off world so you won’t be able to contact me for a while

Dick: What???

Dick: I wanted to hang with you

Bruce: You told me you weren’t coming over to the Manor this week?

Dick: Yeah but now that I know you’re not gonna be here I wanna hang

Bruce: We can hang out when I come back, love

Dick: Nah, I won’t want to anymore

——

Bruce, hovering: Alfie…

Alfred, sighing: Here *pushes tea toward him*

Bruce: Hmm, thank you *takes a few sips before pushing it back*

Alfred: I could just make you your own cup, Sir

Bruce: It doesn’t taste as good if it isn’t yours specifically

Alfred: You’re just like your children

Bruce, genuine: I have no idea what you mean

——

Stephanie: How many laxatives can you give someone before it’s too much?

Bruce: Depends on how much you hate them

Stephanie: That’s… very helpful. I’ll keep it in mind

Stephanie: So… 40?

Bruce: Please don’t kill anyone by making them shit out their guts. I don’t know how we’d twist that for the media

——

Lois: I hate living on a reporter’s salary

Bruce, desperate: Please let me give you money

Lois: You know the answer to that

Bruce, sad: Yeah… *already making plans for everyone in the company to get a raise*

——

Duke: Ughh… my tummy… it hurts

Dick: Sounds like food poisoning

Bruce: Could be the skittles you ate off the ground

Duke: Couldn’t be, skittles would never betray me like that

Dick: Couldn’t be?

Bruce: You dropped them in the driveway. I’m pretty sure I saw you eat some gravel

Duke: Erghhh… my tum tum…

——

After a gala

Jason: So you decided to jump in the fountain and swim around to get out of the conversation?

Bruce, soaking wet: You can’t shame me, every thing I do is while I’m sober. You wish you had this confidence

Jason, know Bruce is the concept of anxiety forced into human form: Alright pa…

——

Bruce: I saw you and Damian cuddling

Tim, frozen: … what…

Bruce: I saw it all and I took pictures, the two of you are adorable

Tim: … no

Bruce: Yes

Tim: You can’t tell anyone! We’re supposed to be antagonistic!

Bruce: We’ll see

——

Texting

Bruce: Ace keeps alerting me but I feel fine. What should I do?

Dick: Sit down Tati

Jason: Sit the fuck down papa

Tim: Get out of public, sit down, and drink some water

Bruce: I’m starting to feel icky now, my leg gave out, and I think I’m seeing things

Cass: Did you bring your meds?

Steph: This is B we’re talking about

Duke: I’m gonna come find you and sit with you, okay?

Bruce: Okey

Alfred: I’m already starting the car

Damian: I am coming along. Baba, hold on

Steph: Cass and I are getting med bay ready

Dick: Omw

Jason: You better get ready to be coddled pa

——

Bruce: Someone saw my stretch marks and thought they were self harm scars. I’m so embarrassed

Alfred: Master Bruce, it’s alright

Bruce: I guess. Glad they didn’t see my actual self harm scars lol

Alfred, sternly: Bruce

Bruce: Sorry. No jokes about self harm, I forgot. You’re lucky it wasn’t a joke about my suicide attempts

Alfred, even sterner: Bruce

Bruce: Shutting up

——

Steph: I actually hate how good at makeup you are

Bruce, doing a smokey eye on Cass: I’m good at a lot of things

Lois: But why makeup?

Bruce: I like to look pretty and I have to cover up my self harm scars lol

Alfred, from around the corner: Bruce

Bruce: Ughhh

——

Bruce, head in Selina’s lap with Alfred the cat on his chest: …

Selina, gently scratching his scalp with her nails and watching as his brain turns off: …

Alfred the cat, asleep and giving Bruce healing purrs: …

——

Dick, wearing a new jacket and giving Bruce a fashion show: So?

Bruce: Huh, this one actually looks nice

Dick: Thank you, thank you-

Titus, walking in and b-lining to Dick: Boof! *starts cobbing on his jacket*

Dick: Man, can I help you?! There's drool everywhere!

Bruce: Don’t be mean, he loves you

——

Tim: Daddy-o, we want froyo

Bruce: Okay? Do you want to take one of my cars?

Damian: Timmothy is too lazy to drive, you must take us

Bruce, already grabbing his keys: What am I, just a chauffeur to you?

Damian: Yes Baba

——

Dick: Please tell Selina to stop touching your ass in front of us

Jason: Please

Bruce: I can’t help what my mama gave me

Jason: I’m gonna go drown myself in the pool

——

Texting

Tim: Made a huge mistake

Dick: Everything alright? Do you need help?

Tim: Made Dad do a TikTok

Jason: What??

Steph: Which one

Tim: The one that has the song So Far So Fake by Pierce The Veil

Damian: What does that mean?

Tim: And white whyne. He was too good at both of them

Duke: Tim what the fuck

Tim: For some reason it didn’t occur to me that having him shake his ass on the internet would have repercussions

Steph: Scrub the internet. Now

Bruce: What is a DILF? And why do people want to see me 'bounce it'?

——

Steph: Bought you a pie

Bruce: …

Bruce: You know I have complicated emotions about hot fruit

——

Bruce, surrounded by his kids: … I could’ve sworn I only went to bed with Selina last night

Dick: It’s cold

Damian: It started raining Baba

Tim: I thought this was my room

Steph: I wanted to take blackmail photos

Cass: *shrugs*

Jason: I was forced to be here

Duke: I don’t like being left out

“Bake-Kyōryū”

Day 28: Skeletal

It’s a magical liopleurodon.

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #45 - "The Merger" (2025)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who likes literally every character just not Invisigal sigh

justice league reaction drawings 😼

I am so new to DC and comics it hurts… I need MORE anywho feel free to use these I think they are silly :)

Being on Gotham This Morning being interviewed about some charity run he’s going to do and Bruce admits he’s nervous of whiping out and the interviewer laughs and asks whether he’s seen the viral video of Batman tripping and skidding across a rooftop after overextending too much? Bruce lights uo immediately, the footage is played and Bruce just pulls a face and goes, ‘Isn’t he like meant to be a professional?’

On whether Bruce will invite Batman to be apart of his bachelor’s auction for charity, Bruce just pulls a face like a toddler trying a lemon for the first time.

Bruce at a gala fainting when the Bat Signal is shone into the sky.

Flinching when Batgirl shows up but sighing dramatically and being like, “at least it isn’t the big bastard”

Somebody yelling “Batman” in the street only for Bruce to either drop to the ground screaming or yelling at the skyline “you caped bitch”

Bruce getting kidnapped for the nth time in a month, yelling for somebody to call Superman because if the Bat shows up he’s going to freak.

Bruce comically screeching when he’s saved by Red Hood, pointing at the big red Bat on his chest.