Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

Why is this on my dash.

hey bro

Yes?

whats up

Just browsing Tumblr I guess. Why did you reblog that picture?

thought it was cool… you know, kind of funny. like it’s a side character from top cat and he’s denying ever having hoes. also the S in hoes being the only letter at the bottom makes it especially funny

ok. tell me when you get back

I’m back…

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now