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lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

The Original

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

im soup

if i fits im soup

Hey. Good news. If you’re reading this, you’re my last mutual. I softblocked everyone else. It’s just the two of us in here. Nothing to worry about. Would you like a glass of scotch? I haven’t opened it yet, care to do the honors?

Just saw a guy with a league of Legends hoodie…… bye

ok but hun…you recognised it

I hate this post