Reindeer Magic

the only rich people i accept is the Addams family

The Addams family are the type of people who would go out to eat, order water, and still leave a large tip.

They’re the couple that goes out to hole in the wall Italian Resteraunts, rent out the room, bring in a band, keep the waiter running around trying to get delicate oddities as gifts for each other, order nothing, and still leave a $100+ tip

They’re the couple who would remember the staffers’s names and make sure to thank them for their service as well. Even involve them in the conversations etc: “I think Susan would agree you are the most ravishing woman alive!” “Oh, Gomez, don’t make the poor girl blush”

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

I will never not reblog this

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

Well I’m fucking gay

😍😍

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

i fucking hated those things

found the asexual

This is the best one yet 😂😂😂

THE EMU ONE! I’M DEAD.

If I was her foe, Id happily let het drstroy me….

Honestly SAME :D