ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

Stop spending times with your families and log onto tumblr dot com to like my posts

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

not an excuse for what

for not voting

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

Last night my gf left the discord call for a sec and said "sorry I'll put on cocomelon for you" and then tabbed over to a google image search for "gundam yaoi"