Hello!! This is my first post. What I wanna start doing is making scenarios for the XOXO droplets characters. Iβve been in the community for around 3/4 years now and finally decided to start posting. Iβm taking requests and I need ideas!! Iβd be happy to write u a dialogue so let me know!
What I have written down here is based off a dream Iβve had where JB gave out keychains to each jerk as a graduation gift. They are little chibi keychains of their enemies face. (Photo for reference at the end. Credit to Nightrayshop on Etsy).
The scenario is βwhat if JB gave her boyfriend a keychain of their enemy as a graduation giftβ
JB: yep. Thatβs about the reaction I was expecting
Everett: what the hell is this?! Why would you give me a keychain of this clowns face?!!
JB: so you have something to remember him by. Donβt you get sentimental when you think about the worst guy you know?
Everett: yeah, no. This is the one guy I actively want to forget when I get out of this place.
JB: so youβre gonna use it, right?
Everett: what do you think? This is going straight in the trash where it belongs.
JB: aw come on! Iβm sure you have a place you can put it. If not on your keys, maybe hook it to a belt loop or something?
Everett: and what makes you think Jeremy of all people is a good fashion accessory?
JB: I donβt. But when have you ever worn good fashion accessories?
He just kindaβ¦stares at it. His face scrunches up a little. At first heβs convinced she gave him the wrong gift.
Jeremy: (DEEP sigh) thank you JB. Iβm sure uhmβ¦Everett wouldβve loved this.
JB: Well thatβs too bad. Cause itβs not for Everett. Itβs for you.
Jeremy: β¦can you be less sure?
JB: nope! Sorry! Iβve never been more sure in my life.
Jeremy: and Iβm guessing you expect me to use this.
JB: thatβs lame. You have to put it on something!
Jeremy: sighβ¦I guess I can find a way to put it on my mirrorβ¦
Jeremy: to remind myselfβ¦I could always be worse of a person.
He has to close his eyes and pray for a second.
Nate: β¦JB. What is this?
JB: what does it look like? Itβs a keychain of your best bud!
Nate: Bae is NOT my βbest budβ
Nate: what are you even talking about?!
JB: trust me Iβm aware.
JB: I was just thinking that since you and your arch nemesis are finally parting ways, youβd want something to remember him by.
Nate: I donβt know what gave you the impression that I would ever want any kind of decoration of this decrepitβs face
Nate: as much as I hate to give back a gift, Iβm half convinced this isnβt an actual gift at all and just for your sick amusement.
Nate: So kindly, take it back.
JB: kindly? Thatβs pretty out of character.
JB: fiiiiineβ¦Iβm sure I can pawn it off somewhere.
Nate: why in your right mind would you sell a keychain of someone you know personally to some random person?!
JB: so what the heck do you expect me to do with it??
Nate: What else do you do with a keychain? Use it.
JB: I donβt want a guy whoβs not my boyfriend hanging off my set of keys. Try again.
Nate: I dunno. Maybe give it to him. Iβm sure heβs plenty egotistical enough to appreciate a keychain of his own face.
Nate: I know. I donβt come up with bad ideas.
JB: what do you think? Nice, isnβt it?
Bae: itβs certainly something. βNiceβ wouldnβt be the first word to cross my mind.
JB: but itβs something, right? Soooo? Youβre gonna use it?
Bae: sooo sorry! But you should know by now that my tastes are a tad more refined than this.
JB: come on! There has to be something in your fancy pancy space you can stick poor Nate on!
Bae: Oh calm yourself, twinkle. Iβm sure Nate wonβt mind if I donβt take his likeness with me.
JB: Heβd care what happens to something with his face on it! Itβs about principle!
JB: if youβre not gonna use it, whatβll you do with it?
Bae: now, thatβll be for me to decide once Iβve made it back to my dorm.
Bae: But once Iβve come to the decisionβ¦itβs best if you arenβt informed.
JB: so what?! Youβre just not gonna tell me the fate of Mini-Nate?!
(Mini-Nate got trashed I fear)
JB: surprised itβs not a hat?
Shiloh: sort of! And uhβ¦
JB: you like it right? Now you have something to remember him by.
Shiloh: β¦ (physically struggling to say something nice)
JB: you hate it, donβt you?
Shiloh: I never said that!
Shiloh: I never said that eitherβ¦
JB: so whatβs the deal here?
JB: I just gave you a keychain of the guy you hate. Could you at least have more to say?
Shiloh: I donβt hate Pran!
JB: ok, fine then. A keychain of the guy you mildly dislike. Nothing good to say? Nothing bad to say?
Shiloh: well uhβ¦I like the way itβs made!
JB: I feel like it would be a lot easier for you to just lie and say you love it right now.
Shiloh: ehehβ¦sorry! Even I have my limits!
JB: and of course it magically pops up the second I try to do something nice for you.
Shiloh: Iβm grateful! I really am!
Shiloh: but wouldnβt you rather hang on to something like this?
JB: sheesh, could you be any more desperate to get rid of the thing? Give it here.
Shiloh: thanks! Youβre the best!
He makes the NASTIEST fucking face you have ever seen
JB: whatβs with the face?! Donβt like it?
Pran: β¦ (heβs considering getting up and walking away)
JB: come on. It took me forever to get you to open it in the first place. Can I at least get some feedback?
Pran: β¦ (out of spite now.)
JB: you love it, donβt you?
JB: ok, ok. Message received. You donβt like gag gifts. Go ahead and give it here.
JB: seriously?! Does that mean youβre gonna use it?
Pran: β¦ (probably not. He doesnβt like wasting thingsβ¦but heβs not happy about it)
JB: Pretty neat, huh? Now you get to see this beautiful face all the time even when Iβm gone.
Lynn: itβs definitelyβ¦unique. I donβt think Iβve been gifted anything like it.
JB: Perfect! It stands out! That means itβs memorable!
JB: soooooβ¦what are you gonna attach it to? Your keys?
JB: then what??! Donβt tell me youβre gonna keep her inside!
Lynn: Iβm sure I can find a good place for it in my apartment, yes.
JB: youβre seriously gonna keep my mini-me in quarantine?! Scum!
JB: You give a guy your tiny heart and soul and he puts it in isolationβ¦never to be seen by the worldβ¦
JB: can she at least make friends with your plants?
Lynn: Only if my plants take a liking to her.
JB: haha. Iβm sure they will.
Jerklynn: wowww! Thanks a bunch. Iβve always wanted my very own goblin keychain.
JB: you must have a pretty sexy idea of what a goblin looks like, huh?
JB: well like it or not, itβs for you. So you better use it.
Jerklynn: funny! Looks like itβs teleporting to that trash can over there as we speak!
JB: donβt you dare! You love my mini-me! admit it!
Jerklynn: uh huh. You realize youβre kind of a psycho right? No one gives a guy a keychain of themselves unless theyβre batshit.
JB: you never said you hated it though.
Jerklynn: I didnβt? I mustβve forgot. I hate it.
JB: you never said it truthfully.
Jerklynn: Are you always this in denial?
JB: Itβs not denial. I just know whatβs true.
