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the intern is doing a funny montage video with a bunch of questions for the centaurs and they ask shane “what do you consider to be a perfect day?” and shane answers “any day i spend with ilya is a perfect day” and the intern’s like “but you spend every day with him” and shane just deadpans “yeah? it’s been perfect since i married him” and they ask “even when you guys lose?” and shane goes “if i lose, i still go home to ilya”. and then they ask the same question to ilya and he answers “a perfect day is when i spend every single hour with shane” and the intern says “shane answered the same way” and ilya’s like “really?” and the intern tells him “he said that every day has been perfect since you guys got married” and ilya gets a little emotional and asks softly “he said that?” and the intern nods and ilya just gets up and leaves to go find his husband because he needs to give him a big sloppy kiss immediately.

shane goes to the grocery shop early in the morning to buy some ingredients for ilya because now they live together, from time to time when they have time, ilya likes to cook dinner for them. the grocery is oddly busy, so shane goes to the line to pay and there’s an old lady in front of him with a cart that’s completely full while his basket barely has anything, so he asks the lady if he can go first like “my husband is gonna wake up any minute now and he’ll notice i’m not home and he’s really clingy and will be very upset” and the lady goes “oh—“ but she gets cut off by shane’s phone ringing and he pulls it out from his pocket and sees the caller and is ilya and he sighs loudly, presses accept and the second he brings the phone to his ear he hears a loud whine and ilya goes “SWEETHEART WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU? YOU LEFT ME” followed by exaggerated crying noises and shane just looks at the lady and she looks back at him with a very understandable expression and wordlessly moves a little to the side to let him pass in front of her

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I just can't get over how much Shane loves taking cock (Ilya's cock specifically). He's salivating, he's dropping to his knees at the slightest provocation, he's refusing to let him leave until he's tasted him even after getting fucked, the moment of penetration is a religion experience, the stretch of it, the ache, the feeling of finally being whole, he wants harder, he wants more, he wants it all the time. He just fucking loves it. And I love that for him.

When people use the moment of Ilya resting his head on Shane's knee as proof of sub Ilya I worry we did not watch the same show. The moment where Ilya is purposefully working Shane up while he's on the phone to his best friend after Shane told him to stop? The moment where he's teasingly waiting for Shane to get fully hard so that he can put Shane in the position of trying to keep his cool over the phone while Ilya sucks his brains out through his dick? The moment where he's gearing up to push Shane's boundaries because they both know that Shane saying "no" to Ilya means nothing? That moment?

Something I wish more heated rivalry fans were aware of is pre season games. More importantly, that Ottawa and Montreal play each other for the pre season. Which means the first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane signs with the centaurs is a game that will have zero consequences and will not affect their playoff chances in the long run at all. Ilya Rozanov is spending that entire fucking game in the sin bin

guys can you believe that they're making more heated rivalry. can you believe that connor and hudson are together as we speak. can you FUCKING BELIEVE IT

conversely to that image of ilya being asked what it’s like being married to a faggot (very awesome), shane is asked what it’s like to be married to a manwhore, to which he responds with a picture of ilya he’s taken on their honeymoon, hot pink drink with an umbrella in his hand, sun-kissed skin and fluffy hair, floral shirt unbuttoned, sweaty six pack peeking through, short short shorts riding up his massive thighs, and he’s sprawled on a sunbed not giving a single shit about anything except for the man taking the picture (what do you think? 😍👍)

my boy is sitting there with glasses on and smacking the board hard with the pointy stick. trust this is where he got the Professor Lupin training and Sirius is ridiculously aroused by the whole thing. He gets distracted every 2 seconds and constantly needs james or peter to explain again because ohmygodmoonypleasesteponme