I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

Love the chaos

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

im going to personally kick your ass

Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

10/10, greatest spy movie of all time

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part