Hopeless Dreamer

r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice

did you puke on her? 

that’s not important. what’s important is that she knows how i feel now

I had a dream that Kirby single handedly made it to the final round of a Pokémon tournament because nobody wanted to admit they had no idea what kind of Pokémon he was

rip to 5sos. they ain’t dead, but they’re killing their own career

wait did they actually have a career

whos 5sos

Same, bur also my wife

@my-chemical-vampirecat Aaaawwweeee ❤️

I love you so fucking much babe. ❤

I love you way more my darling sweetheart ❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜

I gotta be the only one that loves oatmeal raisin

Yeah, they bout good as shit.

Oatmeal raisin is the best kind

I will gladly die in defense of the oatmeal raisin cookie

listen, listen… the true alpha answer is oatmeal chocolate chip cookies

Oatmeal raisin or nothing you cowards