flaVOREd

1. "Don't step on me!"

2. "Wow, you're so tiny now."

3. "I've shrunk!"

4. "Shoulder or pocket, your choice."

5. "Can I sleep on your chest tonight?"

6. "Hey there, little guy."

7. "I'm not a doll, you know. Stop treating me like one."

8. "I bought this doll set so that you wouldn't have to keep eating off of my plate. I hope you don't mind."

9. "Hey! Put me down!"

10. "Go away! I'm too big. I might hurt you."

11. "Stop manhandling me. I can get there on my own."

12. "Please don't be scared of me. I'm not dangerous, I'm just big."

13. "What did your parents feed you to make you so big?"

14. "Are you a fairy?"

15. "Hey ______, I lost my key down a crack in the floor. Could you go down there and get it for me?"

16. "Tiny people living in my walls. When did my life become so crazy?"

17. "I would offer for you to come in, but you won't fit in the house."

18. "Get your over-sized mitts off of me!"

19. "How tall would you say you are now?"