rebekah

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

Billy the pony was a fucking pair of humans. Fuck everything. My life is a lie.

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Wow.

wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

What a sweet little pumpernickel

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

God bless the Scots

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much

The most dangerous of all bad guys

@m4rloe5

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

As if this wasn’t hillarious enough, Peter “I am a Spider Meme” Parker yelling “YEET” as he tosses the gun just makes it perfect

“YEET” fucking slayed me.

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

He’s so fucking valid I love him

Pigeon Status: SICK