breeding is the most boring kink imaginable its literally just catholicism

oh ur having sex for procreation ?? u wanna make a kid ?? ok pope john paul ii

[image text: i kiss you—across hundreds of separating years. /end text]

#the funniest thing about mr knightley is that arguably nothing in his life goes seriously wrong#compared to wentworth or darcy or brandon or even edward ferrars#he’s got no serious insurmountable painful event or circumstance#he’s just unfortunately in love with his neighbour#so no dramatic event or reversal of fortune#he’s just trundling along#and yet every adaptation has him just Opressed By Emotions he’s trying to deny having#george knightley: strengths include steadiness of character responsible land management and being socially considerate but also#george knightley: in love and mad about it

to be fair have you met Emma Woodhouse

#The shame and agony of being in love with a person like Emma is entirely appropriate lmfao#She cleans up her act but this? Justified#Every single one of these just SCREAMS “Ah. Yes. Unfortunately that’s the love of my life” and I think that’s very sexy of him

I am pretty. I am revolting. I am promiscuous. I am emotionally catholic. Look at me. I can not bare it.

well basically while you were asleep we lived 1000 lifetimes and fought 1000 wars