K I N G ♛ RIGHTOUS

RIP David Bowie

GAME ONE

“ Hello ? ” “ I know it can be a bit overwhelming. ” “ It’s kinda a legal thing. ” “ Now that might sound bad, I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about. ” “ It’s amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe. ” “ Remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. ” “ I’ve heard he becomes more active in the dark. ” “ You might only have a few seconds to react. ” “ I’m not implying that. ” “ I’m sure you have everything under control. ” “ Hey, you’re doing great ! ” “ Most people don’t last this long. ” “ Hey listen, I had an idea… ” “ It’s best just not to get caught. ” “ It’s been a bad night here for me. ” “ It’s me. ”

GAME TWO

“ Now I want you to forget anything you’ve heard. ” “ Some people still have a somewhat negative impression. ” “ From what we know, that should be impossible. ” “ Problem solved ! ” “ But hey, you have a light. ” “ You should be golden. ” “ You’re a natural. ” “ See ? I told you you wouldn’t have any problems. ” “ Kids these days just can’t keep their hands to themselves. ” “ I wanted to ease your mind about any… rumours you may have heard lately. ” “ It’s just all rumour and speculation. ” “ It’s really just a precaution. ” “ These things happen sometimes. ” “ No-one is allowed in or out. ” “ What on Earth are you doing there ? ” “ Didn’t you get the memo ? ” “ Just make it through the night. ” “ Save them. ” “ Help them. ” “ You can’t. ”

GAME THREE

“ I promise it’ll be a lot more interesting this time. ” “ We have to make sure everything works and nothing catches on fire. ” ” For now just get comfortable. ” “ We may have overdone it a bit. ” “ Some of this equipment is barely functional. ” “ I wasn’t joking about the fire. That’s a real risk. ” “ Follow me. ” “ I have some awesome news for you. ” “ Welcome to your new career. ” “ Accidents / injury / death / irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur. ” “ Remember to smile ! ” “ Do not breathe. ” “ Please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out. ” “ Don’t. ” “ Questions about appropriateness / relevance should be deflected. ” “ Then it’s your own fault. ”

GAME FOUR