exquisite

     “ of course it’s important. it’s apart of life, suu-chan. and it’s pretty fun too. “

“ ..................... ”

     “ it’s gonna happen someday, suu-chan~ at least you’re prepared now. “

“ we are still young! i see no use in learning this now ...”

     “ ehh?? you wanted to know, suu-chan. besides, you’re a grown boy. it’s time you knew anyways. “

“ j - jesus christ . . . i refuse to participate in this discussion any further! ”

*  CONTINUE. ✧  ❰  — @refxned

“ i - indeed i am ... are you going to properly tell me, narukami - senpai? i’m not quite sure who to listen to... ”

     “ uh huh~ he was right about that. ah, but it’s not wrestling equipment, though i guess you could call it a special kind of tool for this sort of thing. now, you gotta unfold it like this. and pretend the banana is your ****. and then you put it on like so. easy, right? “

the poor boy looks away, face flushed. he can’t take this. no longer can he trust anyone. seem and uhckay was related to sex?! he always thought that it was called frickle frackling! 

“ that is true, but onee - sama says that it’s something else . . . i’m assuming that you know about it, leader? ”

     “ sure~ i’ll even show you how to use it. lemme get a banana. “

“ use it? is it ...some sort of wrestling equipment? ah, but oogami - senpai did say that it was in the nude... ”

     “ remember though kids, always use a condom~ and a ****. “

“ a ‘ condom ’? may i ask what that is? ”