Hey Dark ! Really PITy you.
All these jokes containing pit in the word really are necessary for the other guy. I don't really get bothered by these.
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@reflexiveimpetus
Hey Dark ! Really PITy you.
All these jokes containing pit in the word really are necessary for the other guy. I don't really get bothered by these.

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 " Youâre kidding, right? " He looked back at his wings. " Depends. Are you an angel? " He obviously knew the answer to that one, anyways, but he asked regardless.
"No, Iâm completely serious."
Maybe it sounded snarky, maybe not. Either way, a smirk was making its way onto his face. âNah, but I might as well be. Almost died, like, a million times.â
" Then you can't get any wings. These are real, if you haven't even noticed, yet. Can't you tell? "Â He looked back at the psychic. " Plus, I don't even think you'd be able to manage flying. "
2 have caught up with you!
reflexiveimpetus
emerald-protector
"Hey there!" Sonic greeted with a smile.
He looked at the unfamiliar blue creature. " Oh, now what, and who are you supposed to be..? "
reflexiveimpetus started following you
"Neat wings. Where can I get a pair of those?"
" You're kidding, right? " He looked back at his wings. " Depends. Are you an angel? " He obviously knew the answer to that one, anyways, but he asked regardless.
reflexiveimpetus came to chat.
"Well, hello! I didnât realize it was Halloween already!" Mayu snickered as she referring to his attire, noticing the wings on his back. They appeared so realistic. Â
" Hilarious. But this is absolutely not a Halloween costume, you know. " He crossed his arms. " And what you're wearing is pretty weird, too. So I wouldn't exactly be talking. "

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(( hey guys!!! sorry for disappearing, but i've been busy with school work n all, so I might not get that many replies done. I promise, i'll get done with these drafts when I get the chance.
"Ya look like some humanized chicken I clobbered in the tournament, but somethin' looks different..."
" Last I checked, I donât lay eggs. And Iâm not that same, erm, â humanized chicken. â. "
reflexiveimpetus:
"Iâm only eighteen, bird-bud." said the angry-eyed king. "Anâ yep, he is perty annoyinâ."
" Bird-bud? Speak for yourself. "
" And, to be completely honest, you donât look eighteen one bit. Are you sure you just donât know your own age? "
"Iâm sure of dat. I never heard of someone mistakinâ my age. Most guys mistake me for those frosty feather-heads from Antarctica."
" Well then, what the heck are you even supposed to be, then..? I mean, if you arenât a â frosty feather-head â. "
âWell, Iâm jusâ⌠somethinâ dat looks like one of those guys.â He said while sweat dropping.
" And what exactly am I supposed to call that, eh..? "Â
" Plus, you have the beak, and everything, so I can't blame them for ' mistaking ' you. "
"Ya look like some humanized chicken I clobbered in the tournament, but somethin' looks different..."
" Last I checked, I donât lay eggs. And Iâm not that same, erm, â humanized chicken. â. "
reflexiveimpetus:
"Iâm only eighteen, bird-bud." said the angry-eyed king. "Anâ yep, he is perty annoyinâ."
" Bird-bud? Speak for yourself. "
" And, to be completely honest, you donât look eighteen one bit. Are you sure you just donât know your own age? "
"Iâm sure of dat. I never heard of someone mistakinâ my age. Most guys mistake me for those frosty feather-heads from Antarctica."
" Well then, what the heck are you even supposed to be, then..? I mean, if you aren't a ' frosty feather-head '. "
( . ) ( . ) (( I had to XD))
He walks into a room, when suddenlyâ-!!
" AGHâ-! " He instantly looks away. " Since when did youâ.. I didnât knowâ⌠" Itâs kinda hard for him to even talk right now.
" WHATâRE YOU DOING HERE?! " Ah, there we go.
He covered his face with his hands. How did he even get himself into these types of situations, he wondered. â I-Iâm not blushing! Just trust me, Iâm definitely not blushing, okay?! â He didnât know what she was doing, because he kept looking back, and more importantly covering his face.
Neru grabbed his hands and pulled them away from his face. She kissed his nose gently and smiled. âThereâs no need to be shy~âShe smirked. Neru bit her lip at the sight of the boy. Flustered and adorable was the only way to describe him. The girl was so tempted to pin him to the bed and pleasure him but she couldnât. Sheâs not like that.
" Butâ-! Iâm not shy! I just.. Iâve never⌠had this happen to me before! " At this point he just left his hands alone, and stopped trying to cover his face. His cheeks were still covered in a deep shade of red, though. He just started.. staring at Neru. It only made him feel more flustered the more he stared at her.
Neru could feel him stare at her. She bit her lip and couldnât help but run her hands over her upper body. âNe,you donât have to stare~âHer voice was extremely soft and smooth,it was almost mesmerizing. The girl leaned up to the boys ear. âYou can touch me if you want~âShe whispered seductively.
He kept staring at her, for a moment. He then shook his head. â Ohâ! I didnât mean to! â He looks down, and rubs the back of his head. â Well.. I meanâ.. do you necessarily⌠need me to that to you..? â You can obviously tell that he wasnât used to these kind of things, especially since you never see him act like this normally.
Neru bit her lip and nodded. âYes~âShe whispered l,her voice filled with lust. âPlease,I donât know how long Iâm going to last~ I need you~âShe moaned softly and smirked.
He nervously gulped, but then backed away from the blonde. " I... erm, I don't know if I can do this. I mean, didn't we just meet.. not too long ago..? " He drops his hand back to his side, and ends up backing into the wall.
"Iâm gonna be in the next Smash Bross whether you guys like it or not"

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( . ) ( . ) (( I had to XD))
He walks into a room, when suddenlyâ-!!
" AGHâ-! " He instantly looks away. " Since when did youâ.. I didnât knowâ⌠" Itâs kinda hard for him to even talk right now.
" WHATâRE YOU DOING HERE?! " Ah, there we go.
He covered his face with his hands. How did he even get himself into these types of situations, he wondered. â I-Iâm not blushing! Just trust me, Iâm definitely not blushing, okay?! â He didnât know what she was doing, because he kept looking back, and more importantly covering his face.
Neru grabbed his hands and pulled them away from his face. She kissed his nose gently and smiled. âThereâs no need to be shy~âShe smirked. Neru bit her lip at the sight of the boy. Flustered and adorable was the only way to describe him. The girl was so tempted to pin him to the bed and pleasure him but she couldnât. Sheâs not like that.
" Butâ-! Iâm not shy! I just.. Iâve never⌠had this happen to me before! " At this point he just left his hands alone, and stopped trying to cover his face. His cheeks were still covered in a deep shade of red, though. He just started.. staring at Neru. It only made him feel more flustered the more he stared at her.
Neru could feel him stare at her. She bit her lip and couldnât help but run her hands over her upper body. âNe,you donât have to stare~âHer voice was extremely soft and smooth,it was almost mesmerizing. The girl leaned up to the boys ear. âYou can touch me if you want~âShe whispered seductively.
He kept staring at her, for a moment. He then shook his head. " Oh--! I didn't mean to! " He looks down, and rubs the back of his head. " Well.. I mean--.. do you necessarily... need me to that to you..? " You can obviously tell that he wasn't used to these kind of things, especially since you never see him act like this normally.
"I... I'm good... " He coughs out some soot, frowning. "S-Sorry if I scared you."
" Nothing to be sorry for. Iâm not scared. Itâs pretty hard to get me scared in the first place. " He takes back the hand he was offering. " How did you even get here, anyways..? "
He nodded, but still no smile on his face. This is normal for Dark Pit, anyways. Heâs not the type of guy you see smiling often. â Nice to meetcha, too, I guess. â He crossed his arms. â Well, not much happens here. I usually come to this place just to escape from all the other annoying. Itâs pretty hidden away, which is why I was questioning you actually finding this place.  That also explains why itâs so empty. âÂ
The redhead listens carefully to the angelâs words, of course chuckling quietly in the end. âOhâwell, pfft, Iâm probably one of the annoying ones.â And Pit did seem the pretentious type, anyway, so it would probably take him half a second to judge that kind of thing.
"Youâd be surprised, thoâ, the weird places I wind up."
" Well, you being annoying is really for me to decide, isn't it? Plus, you don't seem that bad to talk to, anyways. There are waaaay more annoying people. Trust me, and you probably do not want to meet them. " Dark Pit was obviously referring to his counterpart, and some more other people in particular.
"Ya look like some humanized chicken I clobbered in the tournament, but somethin' looks different..."
" Last I checked, I donât lay eggs. And Iâm not that same, erm, â humanized chicken. â. "
"Whatâs his name⌠âPutââŚ?" he pondered while scratching his head.Â
" Hell if I know. It was Spit, or something like that. Not like THAT guy matters, though. "
âSo, ya do know dat annoyinâ angel?â
 â Heh. Annoying angel. No kidding, old man. Oh, and yes I do know who he is. Unfortunately. â
"Iâm only eighteen, bird-bud." said the angry-eyed king. "Anâ yep, he is perty annoyinâ."
" Bird-bud? Speak for yourself. "
" And, to be completely honest, you don't look eighteen one bit. Are you sure you just don't know your own age? "
( . ) ( . ) (( I had to XD))
He walks into a room, when suddenlyâ-!!
" AGHâ-! " He instantly looks away. " Since when did youâ.. I didnât knowâ⌠" Itâs kinda hard for him to even talk right now.
" WHATâRE YOU DOING HERE?! " Ah, there we go.
He covered his face with his hands. How did he even get himself into these types of situations, he wondered. â I-Iâm not blushing! Just trust me, Iâm definitely not blushing, okay?! â He didnât know what she was doing, because he kept looking back, and more importantly covering his face.
Neru grabbed his hands and pulled them away from his face. She kissed his nose gently and smiled. âThereâs no need to be shy~âShe smirked. Neru bit her lip at the sight of the boy. Flustered and adorable was the only way to describe him. The girl was so tempted to pin him to the bed and pleasure him but she couldnât. Sheâs not like that.
" But---! I'm not shy! I just.. I've never... had this happen to me before! " At this point he just left his hands alone, and stopped trying to cover his face. His cheeks were still covered in a deep shade of red, though. He just started.. staring at Neru. It only made him feel more flustered the more he stared at her.
hey you! want an extra hour in the ball "Pit"?
" I'm going to hunt you down. "

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( . ) ( . ) (( I had to XD))
He walks into a room, when suddenlyâ-!!
" AGHâ-! " He instantly looks away. " Since when did youâ.. I didnât knowâ⌠" Itâs kinda hard for him to even talk right now.
" WHATâRE YOU DOING HERE?! " Ah, there we go.
"Hm?"The blonde asks innocently as she tilts her head when he turns away. "Darkyyy!!"She squealed and hugged him from behind while she was still half naked. "I came to visit you silly~"She giggled and but his ear gently and playfully.
// You have no idea how much I am laughing right now Pfft-
He keeps attempting to not look at the girl. â D-Donât call me that! â He absolutely despises the nicknames he has been getting. â You donât need to dress like that to visit me, yâknow! â His cheeks are still a deep shade of red.
Neru giggled once more âBut judging from your blush you like it~âShe kissed and licked his neck before stepping back and grabbing her yellow tank top. âDonât deny it~âShe grinned.
He covered his face with his hands. How did he even get himself into these types of situations, he wondered. " I-I'm not blushing! Just trust me, I'm definitely not blushing, okay?! " He didn't know what she was doing, because he kept looking back, and more importantly covering his face.
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34. âStruggle all you wantâyouâre not going anywhere.â
" Well, I probably wouldâve regretted not tying it tight. What if someone happened to bust you out while I wasnât looking, huh? " He doubt that wouldâve happened, anyways.
"Why did you take me captive in the first place?" she asked, annoyed that he only answered her second question.
" Well, to be honest⌠I was just asked to watch you for the time being. Youâre in some sort of jail cell or something, as you can probably see. Hell if I know why you actually got in here. "
Gina gave a sigh. She didnât remember how she got in there either. Mustâve been drugged or something.
"Probably ransom or something. Sometimes, itâs not worth being an ambassador."
" I can just let you out right now, yâknow. Seeing I donât care about this place one single bit. "
"That would be nice, Pit."
Hey, an opportunity came knocking. Who was she to deny it?
" Of course it would. " How did he even get himself into this. " But there's only, one small problem. "