ross isn't laughing

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

Did you mean: parents

Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

I forgot what this post was about but mood

your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name

for example: i am the manhattan cheerio

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it