j'adore le cinéma

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro bro one: bro

who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

eveybody's masc until their coworkers start gossiping.

i don’t like when men talk about megan fox

i dont like when men talk

this IS a vagueblog but you're not a post-leftist genius for understanding that billionaire holdings are in illiquid stocks

but hey, at least you pwned those poors for not having a degree in economics before they dared to complain about living in a broadly preventable state of poverty and material alienation

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

Imagine trying to explain that sentence to someone even as little as ten years ago

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