musings of a pluralistic phenomenon

you need to be having transgender incestuous anal sex

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

being popular scary when you're a little girl who struggled to do anything social her whole life

I look like a hot mean lesbian, but inside I’m just a pathetic dog girl.

DC is missing an opportunity if they never an animated Batman episode where Captain Boomerang shows and gets real defensive and competitive about Batarangs and the whole episode is a one sided pissing contest with him trying to steal and one up them with better boomerangs or better boomerang throwing.

if you had told me this was an episode of Batman: the Brave & the Bold, i would have believed you.

maybe predictable result of literally taking her pants off (with the update letting you hide any armor slot now) but like. a part of me is so distracted by being able to see specifically the back of bugbites’ thighs in gameplay now and by part of me the all of the dyke part of it. i swear my thought process was based in “cute miniskirt look” and ended up in I’m going to hell for looking at her like this