Scott Pilgrim Sentence Meme
"Iâm not playing your games kids." "We have done many thingsâŚwe ride the bus together, and we have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went and about her friends and about, you knowâŚdrama." "We almost held hands once but then she got embarrassed." "Oh please let it be soon." "Okay, letâs start with Launchpad Mcquack." "If your life had a face I would punch it." "We are the sex bo-bombs." "She seems nice." "Are you really that happy or are you just evil?" "Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?" "Aww, is he cute?" "That gossipy bitch." "Hey, you know me." "Who told you?" "With the uniform and everything?" "So who is this mystery child that you date?" "Is this you legitimately moving on or are you just being insane?" "I think we hugged once." "That doesnât sound so good either." "UhâŚlet me get back to you on that one." "Youâre too good for him. Run." "Well, I know I personally rock, but I never suspected we rock as a unit." "Are you coming to my party Friday or will you be busyâŚbabysitting.â "Do you read her blog?" "My secret lair is one of those âno girls allowedâ type deals." "Youâre not alone youâre just having some idiotic dream." "Does that mean we can make out?" "Can we skip the dream time? Color me not interested." "I just had the weirdest dream." "Libraries remind me of grade school." "What, itâs only like, 6 AM." "Iâm gonna go pee due to boredom." "Do you know that girl?" "Do you know this one girl with hair like this?" "Oh, I donât drink, this is strictly Coke Zero." "Dude, sheâs totally real." "Iâll leave you alone forever now." "I heard she kicks all kinds of ass." "All I know is that sheâs American." "Sheâs on like, a totally other level." "We all know youâre a wannabe lady-killer jerky jerk." "Sheâs got some battle scars, dude." "You of all people should know how sucky it is to get cheated on." "Amazon.ca, whatâs the website for that?" "I have to order something really coolâŚ" "Dude, this thing claims I have mail." "Amazing what we can do with computers these days." "This isâŚthis isâŚthis isâŚthis is booorinnnngggg.â "Weâll be the cool kids too." "I was thinking of asking you out then I realized how stupid that would be." "I just woke up and you were in my dream." "Youâre the new kid on the block right, and Iâve likeâŚlived here forever so there are reasons for you to hang out with me." "My last job is a sad story, filled with sighs." "You want me to hang out with you?" "This whole thing is an unmitigated disaster." "I think act of god is a pretty good excuse for a lousy date." "I think thereâs a thingy over here somewhere." "Itâs not like Iâm going to send you home in the middle of a snow storm, you can sleep in my bed." "Itâs not a race guys." "Oh no, this is a nightmare." "Didnât you get my e-mail explaining the situation?" "Is that seriously the end of the story?" "Pirates are in this year." "So what youâre saying right now is thatâŚwereâŚdating?" "Hey, I didnât make the gay rule handbook, if you have a problem with it, take it up with Liberaceâs ghost." "Bread makes you fat?!" "I dunno, when Iâm with you things just seem a little brighter." "The only thing keeping me and her apart are the two seconds itâs going to take to kick your ass." "Hahaha, thatâs actually hilarious." "You know what really sucks though? Everything." "If you want something bad you have to fight for it." "You punched me in the boob, prepare to die, obviously." "No, you left me for someone I havenât even seen." "Is that the Uma Thurman movie?" "Is the news that we suck because I really donât think I can take it." "She has to go. She knows we suck." "Youâre incorrigible." "I donât know the meaning of the word." "Donât get snippy baby. If you knew the science, maybe Iâd listen to a word youâre saying." "Donât you talk to me about grammar." "Sounds like someone wants to getâŚfunky.â "I can read your mind." "Milk and eggs, bitch." "Hey, donât worry. I donât even know what Iâm like anymore." "Well honey, Iâm a little bi-furious." "Do that again and I will end you." "Kick her in the balls." "Heâs a creep, youâre a bitch, and you all deserve each other." "Fight your own battles, lazy ass." "Guess we really donât know that much about each other do we?" "Okay, Iâm getting tingles." "Your bad is saying my bad." "Was she really the one?" "Presumably, you just saw some guyâs junk, and I apologize for thatâŚhe apologizes too." "Itâs probably just because heâs better than you." "Geez buddy, itâs going to be alright." "I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch." "What a perfect asshole." "What if I want the satisfaction?" "Sorry, dying sucks." "Well Iâm not going anywhere, so I guess nowâs a good time to get into it." "I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own." "Well thatâs legitimately disappointing." "Youâre pretentious, this club sucks, Iâve got beef. Letâs do this." "Yoohoo. Are we done with the hugging and the learning?" "Wrong move, baby." "You made me swallow my gum. Thatâs going to be in my digestive track for 7 years!" "Yeah, still my girl." "Letâs both be girls." "Iâll tell you what you are. A pain in my ass." "Me? Iâm whatâs hip, Iâm whatâs happening, Iâm blowing up right now.â "Weâre gonna get brunch next week. We actually have a lot in common." "Your hairâs getting pretty shaggy." "I still need a new life." "Iâm pretty sure Iâll get over it." "Iâll be fine. Iâm too cool for you anyway." "Hey, mind if I tag along?" "I thought maybe we could try again."












