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you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

*snaps fingers frenetically*

Same

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone