The fanfic goddess

I made this in honor of black widow who (SPOILERS) died in endgames. This poem is an honor of a badass who helped save the world and was given a one sentence line at the end of the film.

Prey

A story about three boys and one girl...

I have to start posting poems somewhere! Decided to post poems here!

Katsuki: What nerd?

Izuku: If your whole body sweats, can I take the sweat and use it as lighter fluid?

Kacchan:

Anakin: I am not explain sex to a 14-year-old!

Ahsoka: I am 16.

Anakin: Still young!

Ahsoka: So let me get this straight? I am old enough to go out to other planets, fight crazy people and machine, stop slavery, stop terrorist attacks, keep you and everyone alive while doing this, but yet I am too young for the sex talk?

Anakin:...

(25 minutes later)

Ahsoka: Stop violating the donut!

Anakin: (Holding a banana and donut) This is how sex goes snips! I am trying to explain the process here.

Ahsoka: Why would girls let men do that!?

Anakin: This is why I wanted you to be 18 when I explained this!

Anakin: Shoot snips.

Ahsoka: Today Barris told me I grew boobs. What does that mean?

Anakin: Its an activity between two or more people.

Ahsoka: Doing what?

Anakin: Uh... *Thinks* Training by jumping in the air...yes. Its basically jumping training.

Ahsoka: Oh, okay. *Walks away*

Anakin: Dodge a bullet

Ahsoka: *another room* Master Obi-wan, wanna have sex!?

Obi-wan: WHAT!?

(Next Day, In homeroom)

Katsuki: Okay, you ask him out by reading the cue cards I have created *Holds up a large poster like cards with words written on them.*

Momo: You sure I can’t just create something that will make things go smoother?

Izuku: Can you make a device that gives you the courage to ask Shoto out?

Momo: No...

Izuku: Then play along, I did not help Kacchan with these cards last night for you not to accept them.

Momo: Okay, I can read cue cards!

Shoto: *Enters the classroom*

Izuku: There he is! Go! *Get’s into place with Katsuki.*

Momo: *Goes up to Shoto, then reads the cue cards behind Shoto* Hey Shoto! How are you doing!?

Shoto: Great, how are you?

Momo: *reads* I am fine, I am thinking about that exam we have in two days. Have you studied on it recently?

Shoto: Yes but I haven't gotten much over. You?

Momo: *Reads* I am free this Friday, why don’t we go to the library and study!

Shoto: I...didn’t know you were free.

Izuku: Kacchan! Wrong card!

Katsuki: *Shuffles violently* I GOT THIS!! *Shows card*

Momo: *Reads* Let’s study together and get...high grapes?

Shoto: What? *Looks behind him.*

Katsuki: *destroys half the room*

Shoto: Kauski!?

Katsuki: What half-half? Have a problem with me being here?

Shoto: Why did you blow up the room?

Katsuki: Because...I wanted too! Got a problem!

Momo: Are you sure about this? *Speaking into an earpiece* 

Katsuki: You will be fine, just listen to what I say?

Izuku: *Next to Katsuki* This is going end so badly.

Momo: Okay, let’s do this. *Approaches Shoto* Todoroki!

Katsuki: Call him Shoto! Be cute!

Momo: I mean Shoto! *Blushes a bit* How are you today?

Shoto: I am good. What are you doing here?

Katsuki: Okay, tell him that you are here to...uh

Momo: Uh...

Katsuki: No, don’t say uh!

Momo: No, don’t say uh!

Shoto: Uh?

Katsuki: Oh my god, no!

Momo: Oh my god, no!

Shoto: Oh my god no, what?

Katsuki: YOU IDIOT!!

Shoto: *Looks past Momo* Bakugou? Why are you in the bushes?

Katsuki: ABORT!! *runs away*

Katsuki: Your coming to me for advice?

Momo: You somehow got Izuku to love you even though your an ass to him. So I think you do have some sort of skill under your belt when it comes to romance. 

Katsuki: Yell at them to date you. 

Momo: What if they don’t like that?

Katsuki: Then kick their ass. Who are you trying to get?

Momo: I want to ask Shoto out.

Katsuki: *Stops what he is doing and looks at Momo* 

Izuku: Get out!

Tomura: What?

Izuku: Begone you rachet looking punk before I ram my foot so far up your butt, that you're going to need Dabi to hold you down as Hamiko performs an anal extraction of my boot enlarged in your ass!

Dabi:

Himiko: 

Katsuki: 

Izuku: can I tell you something?

Shoto: Hm?

Izuku: Promise me you wont tell Kacchan?

Shoto: Promise.

Izuku: When I go home for the weekends...my mom would work in the morning. Leaving me alone in the house to relax and stuff. When she’s gone...I walk into the kitchen and grab a knife. A very pointy one...

Shoto: Hm?

Izuku: I press it against my skin. Imagining how it would feel if I pressed down too hard. How much blood would fall to the ground, how long till I fade away?

Shoto: Izuku?

Izuku: I wonder...when will I start listening to the voices in my head telling me to press down. To sink the blade into my skin, to end it all.

Shoto: Midoriya...

Izuku: I am so tired of listening to them. To my demons...I am so tired of fighting them everyday. To ignore their every word screaming in my ear, I am so tired. I just want them to stop and leave me alone. 

Shoto: *Thinks* I think I need to talk to All Might.

Izuku: Anyway, my mom will be home soon. I need to start dinner. Bye Shoto, thanks for the talk!

Sai: I didn’t expect you still be alive.

Sakura: What did you say?

Kakashi: Yes.

Naruto: *Looks at Jiraiya* And your my god-father?

jiraiya: I also trained your dad. 

Naruto: And yet...not one of you...said anything about my parents for nearly the time you have known me?

Kakashi:...

Jiraiya:...

Katsuki: Deku...I have something to say!

Izuku: *in front of his house* Yea?

Katsuki: I am an asshole...a jerk...and other things.

Izuku: You are.

Katsuki: But if there’s one thing I am not...its...not...in like with you.”

Izuku: What?

Katsuki: I LIKE YOU OKAY!!

Izuku:....

Katsuki: Deku?

Izuku:.............

Katsuki: Izuku?

Izuku:.................................................

Katsuki: Say something nerd!

Izuku: I LIKE YOU TOO!!

Katsuki: GOOD! WANNA GO ON A DATE!!

Izuku: YES! TOMORROW!!

Katsuki: GOOD! THE MOVIES! TOMORROW!

Izuku: I WILL SEE YOU THEN!!

Katsuki: GOOD!

Denki (Himiko in disguise): Ha! No chance Izuku! I am going to keep it and there nothing you can do!

Izuku: Then you leave me no choice... (Pokes eye then starts crying) KACCHAN!

Denki: What?

Katsuki: *runs into the room* WHO’S GONNA DIE!?

* class after lunch*

Katsuki: Ugh...

Izuku: What’s wrong Kacchan?

Katsuki: I ate a fucking double bean burrito with extra hot sauce.

Izuku: 

Katsuki: IDIOT! MY POWER DON’T WORK THAT WA-