forever tired

Am I getting gayer or are boys getting more undesirable

once i was riding a rollercoaster at universal studios and it required you to pick a song to listen to on the ride. the only song i knew was bring me to life. there was a really gradual ascent to its highest point and the really quiet part of the song was playing. all i remember besides being scared shitless is that right before its drop that was literally just straight down, i heard “(WAKE ME UP) WAKE ME UP INSIDE” and then it dropped and i just screamed

I know the ride of which you speak so well. I didn’t choose a song in time, so it randomly picked for me. Just before that fall, it went into the main chorus of “Glamorous” by Fergie. The terror was surreal.

Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Why is that the first place fuckers go? Why do you wanna hit women so badly? Why do you wanna hit anyone so badly? You’re fucking scary, op.

Why do you equate equality with who you can and cannot abuse?

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls“ is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

That line from The Social Network? “You are going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

WHERE IS PLAYER TWO