âThe Princess Brideâ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
âSleep well. Iâll most likely kill you in the morning.â
âYouâre trying to kidnap what Iâve rightfully stolen.â
âWhile youâre at it, why donât you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?â
âTheyâre terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.â
âI can cope with torture.â
âGet used to disappointment.â
âYouâve made your decision then?â
âFrankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.â
âI would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.â
âAm I going mad, or did the word âthinkâ escape your lips?â
âYour vote of confidence is overwhelming.â
âI admit it, you are better than I am.â
âYou never said anything about killing anyone.â
âYou keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.â
âTruly, you have a dizzying intellect.â
âDo you always begin conversations this way?â
âThis is true love; you think this happens every day?â
âAustralia is entirely peopled with criminals!â
âThereâs not a lot of money in revenge.â
âYou mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.â
âAnyone who says differently is selling something.â
âAnybody want a peanut?â
âI do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.â
âDeath cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.â
âThe battle of wits has begun.â
âI wasnât nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but thatâs not the same thing.â
âWeâll never succeed. We may as well die here.â
âPlease understand I hold you in the highest respect.â
âIsnât there any way you trust me?â
âYouâre trying to trick me into giving away something. It wonât work.â
âIâll explain, and Iâll use small words so that youâll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.â
âI told you I would always come for you. Why didnât you wait for me?â
âIâm not saying Iâd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.â
âYou can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.â
âWhat hideous sin have you committed lately?â
âYes, youâre very smart. Shut up.â
âThereâs a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.â
âThat doesnât leave much time for dilly-dallying.â
âWhere I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.â
âIt would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.â
âI challenge you to a battle of wits.â
âLook, I donât mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so Iâd appreciate it if you wouldnât distract me.â
âDo you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.â
âYou be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.â
âPlease consider me as an alternative to suicide.â