Every Breath Is Your Religion

Repeat after me: I am allowing myself to live joyfully in spite of the unresolved emotions and problems that I cannot change.

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

literally. my. whole. life.

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield i know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

I feel this in the pit of my soul

literally lol’d at this. Worth reblogging just for the CITR reference.

lookin for the right person to raise a dog with

I found mine. 10/10. Best ever.

I’m so deep in academia that I’m pretty sure I think in 12 point Times New Roman font.