Red Delicious Apples are Red and Delicious

Just gonna reblog this to my main and a few sideblogs that aren't completely dead bc yeah PSA for all my fuckin content/posts/anything i make

I will literally joke about how I'm a hater then remember people literally have whole blogs dedicated to hating people and media and actually maybe I'm a lover who happens to occasionally dabble on criticising the things i don't like.

This blog exists because when I made it there was one red delicious apple appreciation blog and two hater blogs. It's fun to be the lover opposite the hater in life, I adore spending time thinking about how great simple things I love are rather than how bad stuff I don't love is.

What.t the fuck man

NOOOO I'm too late to vote ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

my heart rate is too low. I need your help. tell me one or two of your most passionate food opinions as if you are in a heated argument. thank you

I love the spirit of this but I thought apples didn't grow true to seed? Like you tend to get crab apples from planting apple seeds. You gotta graft em! Graft your apple related joy onto your life!

An excellent point, this is the hill I shall graft on 💖

Red Delicious all day every day!!

I named my son red delicious

Your son sounds like a very sweet boy

It's Apple season!

Huzzah!

Would you kiss a red delicious apple softly and passionately?

I'd fuck the apple

I'd give the apple a shoulder rub while I asked about their day and really listened