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| She drags Garlic Hamster behind her, arguing with Redd about prices, well more specifically how much he gets from these sales. | "just wait-" | She grumbles turning to the new door. They'd been arguing the whole walk. |
KNOCK KNOCK. .. . KNOCK... KNOCKNOCKNOCK KNOCKITY KNOCK KNCOK KNOCK
"HIII !! YOOHOO!!! Ive got wares to sell !!!"
| Still not done arguing, she faces Redd once more | "And Anyway, I dont see why we can't share. Why do you need a specific earnings. I mean at this point if youre gonna steal half of my profit from MY fish I should start charging you rent or-"
- @thereallyrealsquiddo @redd-guy
< She was startled by a loud series of knocks at the door. She brushed herself off, before breathing in then out and smiling as she opened the door. >
“Squiddo? Hi! It’s been a while! Oh, and Reddoons.”
< Interesting pair. She stood there, watching them argue before cutting in. >
“You said you have things to sell?”
[Redd is about to interrupt Squiddo to argue when Jumper opens the door.]
Hey— [He attempts to greet her, it being cut short by him looking at Squiddo again as she rambles. His ear flickers. He barely even listens to her, Jumper was in front of them.]
Yep! [His response to Jumper's question is immediate.] Squiddo here has some clownfish for you. Heard you were interested on getting some, you can take a look at them if you want.
"AND- I - OH- JUMPER- HI- SORRY- AHEM" | She clears her throat awkwardly brushing none existent specks off of her sweater. | "Hi! Yes! Nice to see you, and yes Redd is here too, My uh- partner associate of my clownfish business, he's very important, a VIP. And it shows with how much money he wants to take from these sales" | she shoots him just a small glare |
"Anyway yes! My clownfish. That's what we're here to sell!" | She places her shulker down, rummaging through it to get a few buckets of clownfish out. | "I have a few different ones today. They're really top quality- hand trained and fed and reared and taught and- yknow just everything. Hand everything." | She smiles brightly as she places the buckets down, each one filled with a clownfish circling in its waters. |
“I’d love to take a look. I think Rebecca could use a friend anyways.”
< Didn’t know she was that into training fish. She leaned down to look in each of the buckets, watching each fish move through the water. She tilted her head, analyzing each fish’s movement. >
[Redd stared at Squiddo for a second, no readable expression as he did so, then focused back on their job.]
I'm sure she'll love to have a friend. [He walks closer to the fish to look at them alongside Jumper.] What's Rebecca like? Maybe you can pick one that's similar to her.
"Ah ! Yes Rebbecca. I. Mhm. I remember her. Yes. Mh." | She nods awkwardly. She did NOT remember that fish. | "uhm. Hrm. So ! What kind of personality are you looking for? Or pattern or the like? Im sure I have one here that'll fit what you're interested or Im sure I- nono- Redd can introduce you to a few and tell you their names and what they get up too." | She smirks all to smugly at him, he needed to learn the beauty of selling clownfish. And... also... she just wanted to get back at him for everything. |
< ‘Right… sure.’ >
“Well, Rebecca’s quite shy and sensitive, so I’d like a fish that’s not too energetic. Don’t want to scare her.”
< She studied each fish’s behavior, comparing them to Rebecca and imagining how she’d respond. The first one was way too aggressive. Even if Rebecca wasn’t immediately scared, maybe she’d feel bad about not being as fast. The second fish swam anxiously through its bucket. No- Rebecca wouldn’t be able to deal with the added anxiety. The third fish swam in small circles, darting back and forth, alert and on edge. Too cautious, if Rebecca saw the fish acting anxious around her, she’d think it hated her. No, no not that one either. She looked at the fourth one, hoping she would like it. The fourth one was a small, calm fish. It had two wavy white stripes down its side, the water rippling as it slowly circled through the water.
‘That one.’
She pointed at the fourth one as she looked up at Red. >
“What is this one's name?”
[Redd suppresses a scowl at his business partner and ends up doing a small motion with his head instead. He doesn't turn to look at her at all.]
There should be a fish like that in there, [He responds to Jumper with feign curiousity and continues staring at the fish alongside her as he waits, lightly rocking back and forth in boredom until the client speaks up again.
They let out a hum. Why did Squiddo even have him name the fish anyways?] Zebra. You know, the stripes. [He tries to sound as less awkward as possible, and picks up the bucket to hand it to Jumper.]
We have some more if you're interested in taking another fish to make Rebecca company. I guess the rest of these might not get along with it.
| Squiddo smirks all to smugly at the scowl she gets from Redd, rather happy with herself. |
"Zebra?' | She raises an eyebrow, at least its better than the last name he came up with. | "Yes ! That one is quiet a good pick, he's a very big fan of bedtime stories, specifically rhyming ones, so please do keep that in mind if you get him."
"We have a few more similarities temperament but just between you and me: Zebra is one of my favourites, I'm sure you and him and him and Rebecca will get along. Heh. Swimmingly!" | she chuckles to herself before clearing her throat. | "so will you be getting him oorrrrr-?"
“Zebra? Yeah, I get it.”
< She took the bucket from Redd, looking down at the calm fish in the bucket. She nodded as Squiddo talked. >
“Rhyming stories…? I’m sure I can handle that.”
< More fish? That might be a little too much extra work… and anyways, she didn’t fully know if Zebra and Rebecca would get along, much less a third fish. >
“Sure, I’ll buy him! And I think I’m good with just one for now. ”
[Squiddo might be worse at improvising that he supposedly is. Why would a fish like rhymes? He's sure they can't even hear.]
Alright, nice. You can always get more some other time if you want. It'll be 10 golden apples, since a lot of people have been getting fish. We have fish food too, if you're lacking in that.
"Ah splendipidus! Lovely jovely !" | She puts a hand in the bucket giving Zebra a small pat, the fish seems more less indifferent about it. | "awhh Im sure he'll love his new home, what a good fish." | She shakes of her hand spraying water mostly on Redd, its unclear if this is purposeful or not. |
"Anyway ! Yes ! Well also have some food if you are in need! We have all kinds of flavours, although I wouldnt recommend you yourself trying them! I regret my decision to do that every day." | She shakes her head as if reliving that dreaded moment before suddenly clasping her hands together. | "so yes flavours ! We have seaweed and seagrass, peppercorn, normal corn, cotton candy, not cotton candy, milk and beef !"
< 10 golden apples?? Sure, whatever. >
“I… think I have enough for that. And fish food would be nice, I could use some more.”
< She watched the banter between them, wondering how in the world they even started to work together. She was slightly taken aback at Squiddo’s words. Who on Earth would even eat fish food?? >
“Yeah, I wasn’t really planning on eating the fish food. Thanks for the warning, though I guess.”
< What were these flavors?? Cotton candy?? And what on Earth could “not cotton candy” be. Milk??? >
“Umm, I’ll just take the seaweed and seagrass flavor?”
[Redd quickly takes a step away from Squiddo as she splashes water towards him. He doesn't even get to comment on the 'fish food eating'. What was wrong with her?
He brushes off his jacket with a hand and looks at Jumper.] We can give you those. How much do you want? [He asks while moving closer to one of the shulkers and start to rummage through it.]
"Well you never know, Jumper Who ! Sometimes you just get a bit peckish and it just happens to be there. There's no problem with being curious anyhow!" | she smiles brightly, hands on her hips, seeing at all no weirdness to her words. |
"Id recommend getting two or more packs of the food so when you get to the bottom of one you still have a back up in case you forget to get more ! That's what I always do... unless of course you forget to get another back up once you get to your back up... in which case get three! But then . You might get to the end of the back up of the back up and could have forgotten to get another so get four! But then-"
“Hmm…”
< She should probably get a few months worth. After all, how long would it probably be until she would have another opportunity to buy more fish food for her fish? >
< She seemed slightly taken aback by Squiddo’s confidence but whatever. >
“Uh- yeah, nothing wrong with a little curiosity…”
< She paused to listen, before sensing that it would probably go on for a lot longer if she didn’t step in. She cut her off, smiling. >
“I was planning on getting around three or four. How much would that be?”
[Look at my housemate bruh, I'm cooked.
He hums in feign agreement and silently thanks Jumper for interrupting.]
Five diamonds for each bag, so fourty total. [Redd gave a small nod.] Do you want two seaweed and two seagrass or—? We're running out of those so I'd say get as many as you're able to, unless your fish like...any of the other flavors.
"I mean some variety may be nice! Some of the more fancy flavours are a bit more expensive though but fish do love them !" | She shoves her hand into a bundle carrying some of the said food trying to find some other flavour she hadn't said she had. | "Oh! We have just a single thing of- er- apple flavour. Seems a bit basic but . Whatever ! Sometimes the basics is what makes something so nice, the simplicity of it !"
"So are you sure you didnt want any of the other flavours ? Or just the two of each seagrass and seaweed?"
< ‘40 diamonds? Could be worse I guess…’ >
“Other flavors?”
< ‘more expensive?’ She wanted her fish to be happy and it couldn’t be that much more expensive… She considered her options as she watched Squiddo dig through the bundle. ‘Apple…? Sure, why not.’ >
“I’ll take the apple one. How much is it?”
[He does his best to keep his face neutral. Squiddo might as well be coming up with the flavors on the spot, it wouldn't surprise him. He's tempted to ask if she's tried it.]
We can leave it at the same price as the others for you this once, to see if the fish like it. So just another five.
"Oh- uh- yes yes we can do that. Just another 5, soooooo 45 in total !" | She smiles clasping her hands together. | "so is that all you'd like for today ? The fish, and the food?"
“Ok, that works.”
< She nodded before looking down at the new fish in her bucket and the food she planned to buy. >
“Yeah, that should be all.”
< Jumper turned on her heel and walked back into her house, coming back after a few minutes with the 45 diamonds. >
“This should be 45.”
< She held them out, unsure if she should give them to Redd or to Squiddo. >
[He casually seems more interested the moment Jumper pulls out the diamonds. Still, he only turns to look at Squiddo and do a small gesture with his head at her for her to take the money.
Redd looks back at Jumper after a second.] Good luck with the fish, I'm sure you'll take good care of them.
"So anyway ! Lomedy is very nice and I'm sure you two would get... er.. get along decently !! I mean if we can survive each other I'm sure you two can hit it off. Maybe. Kind of. Surely !!- I- OH ! We're here-" | She stops outside the door to Mapicc's house going to knock before pausing and glancing at Redd | "-but like okay think about it okay !! I mean you're gonna have to talk with other people other than customers some time" | And with that she knocks on the door |
Knock. Knock. Knock. KNOCKKNOCKNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCKITY KNOCK. . . . .. . KNOCK!
"YOOOOHOOO !!! MAPICC !!!!! I have stuff to sellll you !!!"
@thereallyrealsquiddo
@redd-guy
< Mapicc opened the door hesitantly scared he was gonna find another children on his doorstep. After seeing it was just Squiddo and Red, he sighed in relief. >
“Oh! Hello you two! What brings you two here..?”
I mean, it's not like I have a choice in it. He does sound nice, I see why you like gardening.
[Redd looks towards the door as it opens. He chuckles at the way Mapicc reacts, and his head slightly tilts in curiousity.] Hey, Mapicc. We brought pet fish for you to check out, Squiddo said you were interested in buying some.
"Yesyes ! Fish, clownfish ! I remember you bought Jackson and thought you may be interested in getting a second to make a pair. I mean Clownfish do extradoinarily well with being in pairs some could say heh, it goes, heh, swimmingly" | A laugh escapes her lips at her own joke before she suddenly claps her hands together. | "We also have some fish food available !! Brand new funky flavours and everything !"
“Ohhhh…”
< He just stared at Squiddo with a done face after the “joke” she made. >
“I know what you mean bro! I think Jackson would be very happy if he got a new fish buddy. Also some fish food could help me right now… I think mine is almost running out.”
[Redd gives Squiddo a small glance at her joke then focused back on Mapicc.]
Squiddo can show you the fish while I get you the fish food. [He takes out a shulker and begins to check through it.] Uh...What type of food do you usually get? Or do you wanna check them?
| She doesnt care about the side eyes, smirking to herself all the same. |
"Ah ! Of course !' | She quickly brings out some buckets. | "and are you looking for any pattern in particular or a certain personality ? From what I remember Jackson was a bit of a fighter? Its been a whillee and Im a very busy person so I do forget these details sometimes - but- hmm- we have some more docile kinds and a few more aggressive if you want a fish to match his energy" | She sets up 4 buckets for now, two if fish swim a bit more aggressively, another slowly and lazily, the last seems to be zigzagging everywhere. |
“I usually give Jackson meaty food stuff but i can look at the options!”
< He answered Redd and quickly looked at the four buckets of fish. He was staring at the slow one. He really liked it, it seems. >
“Hmm, yesyes Jackson is a fighter type but i feel like he would wanna get a buddy that’s opposite of fighter. So maybe that one?”
< He pointed at the slowly swimming fish. >
[He looked through the bags of fish food.
All of them sucked, were these even edible for the fish? Not that it mattered. Redd pulled out a couple bags of the food and stepped closer to the two of them, taking a glance at the fish Mapicc was interested in.]
I'm sure they'll get along. Uh...We have beef flavor. Do you want to check another ones for the new fish?
"Ah great pick !!" | She lifts up the bucket, examining the fish before handing it to Mapicc. | "that one's name is Tapir, pretty slow moving he's a cutie though. He enjoys little scratches on his forehead."
"If you wanted to try out some different flavours to what he'd prefer we have some small testing packs with a little bit of each flavour. You can pick up to 5 mini foods flavours give them a bit of diversity and see what they like!"
< He examined the fish closely. The fish looked really cute! Jackson would definitely like this little fella. >
“Awww! How cute bro! What a pretty name also…”
< Then he looked at the food packs Redd and Squiddo pulled out. Were they even healthy for the fish..? Maybe he will pass the food and just take the fish… >
“Uhh… you know… on a second thought… maybe i will pass on the food. I think, the fish is enough..! Yup!”
< He gave a small smile trying to not be rude to both of them. He was sure, if he gave those fishes any of these foods they would have died. It was probably for the best. >
Alright, [He hums while fidgeting with one of the bags on his hand.] You sure you got enough food for both fish, though? Like, you gotta feed two of them now, and I don't know how much Tapir eats.
"And what do you feed them instead then ?" | She puts back the containers, | "Ill have to look at the alternative things to make my own better. I Gotta be the best in the business after all!"
“I am pretty sure it’s enough, i still have 2 bags of fish food left. Also i don’t think i can show you the food right now Squiddo im sorry… the house is quite occupied tight now you could say…”
< He got goosebumps remembering the 3 kids that got spawned in front of his house… he still gotta find a solution for that… >
[He tilts his head to look at the inside of the house, or at least what he can with Mapicc blocking it. Nothing quite catches his attention, although he does decide to ask,] Why? Did something happen?
After he had been walking for hours, Speps finally made it to the place. Or he hoped he did, would be very awkward if he didn’t. He stood there in front of the door unsure of what to do. Should he knock or just enter?
He decided to knock just in case.
“Your doordash is here!” Spepticle singsongs, being highly of key as he did. He was pretty excited, and was practically vibrating with it.
@the-owlz
[...Had Squiddo ordered something? She would've let him know, right? What the hell.
Redd walks over to the door. There is something about the voice he can't put his finger on, but he ignores it until he opens the door.]
Who— [His eyes land on the person in front of him, and doesn't even finish his sentence.]
“Uhhh, hi?”
It was at that moment that Spepticle realized he hadn’t thought this out properly. He really had to stop being irrational, or he might get himself killed..wait
He coughed awkwardly, and stood up straighter. “There was no doordash…I lied?”
[Why was it talking at him. They never actually talked to him.
He looked away from it, then back. His ears twitch as he forces them to not droop down. Should he even reply?
He seems too real. Redd takes a step back and starts closing the door on Spepticle—]
Spepticle frowned, that was so rude of him! You’d think after all this time Redd would finally learn some manners but noooooo of course he wouldn’t. He tried putting his foot in between the closing door, yelping in surprise as it went through it. Oh yeah, he still had no idea how this worked.
“So as i was saying,” Speps continues, trying not to think too hard about the fact that he’d just phased through something. “There was no doordash, I’m sorry if you were expecting something.”
[Reddoons gets startled as he hears Spep yelp and quite literally go through the door. He further moves away.]
What the hell, [He mutters while staring at the other.
He's officially lost it, he thinks. Might as well engage.] Can you stop talking about doordash? [He sounds mildly annoyed at best, although still visibly agitated.]
Why—what do you want?
“Awww fine, i guess you dont like doordash then..” he pouts, not noticing how distressed his friend had gotten. All this talk about food made him crave for it. Aw chucks, maybe Redd would pity him and buy him food if he’d shut about it…
“I wanted to say hi! Hi Reddoons, it’s me Speps or Spepticle!” Redd already knew that of course but Spepticle felt like telling him about it just in case! “It’s been awhile right?”
...Hey. [Redd walks over to the eating area of the house and pulls a chair for himself to sit down, the chair making some noise as he did so.
He prays to whatever deity that Squiddo was far enough to not hear the sound or him talking to himself. He does not want to deal with that.
One of his legs bounced anxiously.] Uh—Yeah, it has. [How long has it been?]
How are you...doing, Spep? [It's difficult to keep himself composed and he hates himself for it. Either way, he tries.]
He followed Redd into the next room, looking around curiously. It’s a very nice place, wayyyy nicer than whatever he got going on. Speps watched as Redd sat down. He didn’t feel like joining him, he had too much energy for that.
Instead he decided to pace around the room.
“Me? I’m doing fine! Well besides having a never ending headache but it’s fine.” He giggles softly. “What about you Redd, how’s it going?”
Headache? [He watches Spepticle pace around the room, taking in as many details as he could of him.
It'll go away eventually, he reminds himself, even if he's not sure if he wants it to. He had forgotten how much he'd missed his friend.
Reddoons readjusts himself in the seat, his folded arms now resting on top of the table.]
It's been fine. [He keeps playing along, although unsure of what to even talk about.] Squiddo isn't that bad to be around. Her garden's nice—...I don't know if you even knew her.
“It’s fine though, don’t worry about it!” Speps says reassuringly. It wasn’t that bad, just uncomfortable to be honest.
“That’s great to hear! I’m so glad for you Redd!” He flashes a boyish grin
“Squiddo?” The name didn’t ring any bells in his head. Couldn’t be someone he knew then unless he’d forgotten about it. “Sorry I have no clue who that is.”
[He let out a small hum in reply, not forcing it upon himself to give any more of a proper reply to the 'fake'.
Of course he wouldn't know Squiddo.] That's fine. [Redd stays quiet for a second.]
This is her house, so... [He adds right after then takes off his glasses to clean at them with the hem of his shirt.] Anything interesting you can tell me about?
[His head shot up not a hearbeat either. It didn't make sense to ask that.
Reddoons focused on Spepticle, a somewhat concerned look in his eyes.]
“Oh, tell her I said hi!” Or maybe he should stick around until she show up to say it himself. He’s actually very interested to met her, especially if she knows Redd as well.
“I uhh met Parrot the other day! Did you know that he’s finally the king of the server?” Speps replies at the question.
“And guess what? He says that little old me helped him out! Am I cool or am I cool?”
Uhh...Yeah, alright.
[He fidgets with his glasses, his expression not getting any more glad when Spepticle mentions Parrot.] I'm aware. He's been king for a while now. [Redd doesn't even try to hide the annoyance in his voice. Still, he can't hell but chuckle at the other's comment.]
You're cool. The coolest, even, Spepticle.
“Oh, right. I forgot. Sorry!”
He frowns, why didn’t Redd sound happy about that? Didn’t he like Parrot? It made sense with how he released everyone from their debts before.
Spepticle paused his pacing, unsure of what to say. He gives a thumbs up, before fidgeting nervously.
“Yeah, i definitely am!”
[Redd taps his fingers against the table a couple times before standing up and walking over to one of the cabinets in the kitchen. He serves a single glass of water and 'amuses' himself at the idea of offering it a drink.
He walks over to Spepticle and tries to give him a single pat on the head.]
Speps watches as Redd stood up from his seat to do something at the cabinet. He quickly lost interest when he noticed it was just a glass of water.
He was about to start pacing again when he noticed Redd walking up to him. The ghost raises an eyebrow in confusion as Redd attempts to pat his head. Spepticle giggles slightly as the hand went through him. It left a very weird sensation behind.
“You silly goose, I’m a ghost!” He reminded the other gleeful before once again pacing around the room.
[Are ghosts killable? He forces his hand to slow down and fully stops once Spepticle moved away.
Ghosts aren't real—Redd drank his water in one swing—because then that would mean Spep came here on his own accord. He isn't sure how to feel about that.]
Do you want to go to the garden? [He set the empty cup on the table then put his glasses back on.]
He hummed thoughtfully, that meant he could explore more, right?
“Sure,” he nodded, looking at the other while struggling to contain his excitement.
“Just lead the way!”
[Redd made a small gesture for Spepticle to follow and headed out through the back door and into the garden.
It was decently big, full of a variety of yellow and orange flowers that were clearly well taken of. At the side of the house, there were a couple of gardening tools, and Spep could spot a small barn not so far away from them.
No Squiddo in sight, for Redd's luck. He looks at the other.] What do you think?
Spepticle followed him out to the garden, eyes wide as he took in the place. It was amazing!
“Hmm,” He pretended to think for a while, though there was only one answer he could think off.
“It’s fine I guess but personally I’d have even MORE flowers! Like everywhere! To the point the whole garden is filled with it! Like you get what I mean right????”
[He looks at the flowers surrounding Spepticle, the ones surrounding him—he seems to have accidentally stepped on one—and around the two of them.]
I think it looks pretty full already. [Redd readjusts himself to not be stepping on the plant, then puts his hands in his pockets. As much as he urged to pace, continuing to step on Squiddo's flowers wasn't the best idea.] I don't know why she only has two colors of flowers. Orange might be her favorite color.
“Yeahhhhh, I guess you’re right.” He reached down to pick one up, but was surprised when his hand phased through it. Spepticle sighed, trying not to pout. This wasn’t fair at all! Stupid phasing, stupid ghost rules, stupid flower! He glanced back at Redd, realising how he’d toned out the majority of everything he’d just said.
“Hmmm, my favourite colour is red! But you probably already know about that! Uhh, what’s your favourite colour? No— wait is it red?”
[Redd makes a small noise in return, absentmindedly agreeing, way more focused on watching Spep try and fail to pick up one of the flowers. Helping him doesn't seem to cross his mind at all.
The kid was slightly transluscent, not that he hadn't noticed before, although it was more noticable under the sun, and he feels stupid the thought's back again. Worse, it might be true. He was too true.
Maybe he should've just ignored 'Spepticle', and it would eventually leave, and he wouldn't be stuck talking to a 'ghost'.]
...Hey, Spep, [He doesn't meet the other's eyes, visibly nervous. Not that asking would help anything, but if he's just a figment then his mind might try to come up with something amusing.] How did you die, exactly?
After he had been walking for hours, Speps finally made it to the place. Or he hoped he did, would be very awkward if he didn’t. He stood there in front of the door unsure of what to do. Should he knock or just enter?
He decided to knock just in case.
“Your doordash is here!” Spepticle singsongs, being highly of key as he did. He was pretty excited, and was practically vibrating with it.
@the-owlz
[...Had Squiddo ordered something? She would've let him know, right? What the hell.
Redd walks over to the door. There is something about the voice he can't put his finger on, but he ignores it until he opens the door.]
Who— [His eyes land on the person in front of him, and doesn't even finish his sentence.]
“Uhhh, hi?”
It was at that moment that Spepticle realized he hadn’t thought this out properly. He really had to stop being irrational, or he might get himself killed..wait
He coughed awkwardly, and stood up straighter. “There was no doordash…I lied?”
[Why was it talking at him. They never actually talked to him.
He looked away from it, then back. His ears twitch as he forces them to not droop down. Should he even reply?
He seems too real. Redd takes a step back and starts closing the door on Spepticle—]
Spepticle frowned, that was so rude of him! You’d think after all this time Redd would finally learn some manners but noooooo of course he wouldn’t. He tried putting his foot in between the closing door, yelping in surprise as it went through it. Oh yeah, he still had no idea how this worked.
“So as i was saying,” Speps continues, trying not to think too hard about the fact that he’d just phased through something. “There was no doordash, I’m sorry if you were expecting something.”
[Reddoons gets startled as he hears Spep yelp and quite literally go through the door. He further moves away.]
What the hell, [He mutters while staring at the other.
He's officially lost it, he thinks. Might as well engage.] Can you stop talking about doordash? [He sounds mildly annoyed at best, although still visibly agitated.]
Why—what do you want?
“Awww fine, i guess you dont like doordash then..” he pouts, not noticing how distressed his friend had gotten. All this talk about food made him crave for it. Aw chucks, maybe Redd would pity him and buy him food if he’d shut about it…
“I wanted to say hi! Hi Reddoons, it’s me Speps or Spepticle!” Redd already knew that of course but Spepticle felt like telling him about it just in case! “It’s been awhile right?”
...Hey. [Redd walks over to the eating area of the house and pulls a chair for himself to sit down, the chair making some noise as he did so.
He prays to whatever deity that Squiddo was far enough to not hear the sound or him talking to himself. He does not want to deal with that.
One of his legs bounced anxiously.] Uh—Yeah, it has. [How long has it been?]
How are you...doing, Spep? [It's difficult to keep himself composed and he hates himself for it. Either way, he tries.]
He followed Redd into the next room, looking around curiously. It’s a very nice place, wayyyy nicer than whatever he got going on. Speps watched as Redd sat down. He didn’t feel like joining him, he had too much energy for that.
Instead he decided to pace around the room.
“Me? I’m doing fine! Well besides having a never ending headache but it’s fine.” He giggles softly. “What about you Redd, how’s it going?”
Headache? [He watches Spepticle pace around the room, taking in as many details as he could of him.
It'll go away eventually, he reminds himself, even if he's not sure if he wants it to. He had forgotten how much he'd missed his friend.
Reddoons readjusts himself in the seat, his folded arms now resting on top of the table.]
It's been fine. [He keeps playing along, although unsure of what to even talk about.] Squiddo isn't that bad to be around. Her garden's nice—...I don't know if you even knew her.
“It’s fine though, don’t worry about it!” Speps says reassuringly. It wasn’t that bad, just uncomfortable to be honest.
“That’s great to hear! I’m so glad for you Redd!” He flashes a boyish grin
“Squiddo?” The name didn’t ring any bells in his head. Couldn’t be someone he knew then unless he’d forgotten about it. “Sorry I have no clue who that is.”
[He let out a small hum in reply, not forcing it upon himself to give any more of a proper reply to the 'fake'.
Of course he wouldn't know Squiddo.] That's fine. [Redd stays quiet for a second.]
This is her house, so... [He adds right after then takes off his glasses to clean at them with the hem of his shirt.] Anything interesting you can tell me about?
[His head shot up not a hearbeat either. It didn't make sense to ask that.
Reddoons focused on Spepticle, a somewhat concerned look in his eyes.]
“Oh, tell her I said hi!” Or maybe he should stick around until she show up to say it himself. He’s actually very interested to met her, especially if she knows Redd as well.
“I uhh met Parrot the other day! Did you know that he’s finally the king of the server?” Speps replies at the question.
“And guess what? He says that little old me helped him out! Am I cool or am I cool?”
Uhh...Yeah, alright.
[He fidgets with his glasses, his expression not getting any more glad when Spepticle mentions Parrot.] I'm aware. He's been king for a while now. [Redd doesn't even try to hide the annoyance in his voice. Still, he can't hell but chuckle at the other's comment.]
You're cool. The coolest, even, Spepticle.
“Oh, right. I forgot. Sorry!”
He frowns, why didn’t Redd sound happy about that? Didn’t he like Parrot? It made sense with how he released everyone from their debts before.
Spepticle paused his pacing, unsure of what to say. He gives a thumbs up, before fidgeting nervously.
“Yeah, i definitely am!”
[Redd taps his fingers against the table a couple times before standing up and walking over to one of the cabinets in the kitchen. He serves a single glass of water and 'amuses' himself at the idea of offering it a drink.
He walks over to Spepticle and tries to give him a single pat on the head.]
Speps watches as Redd stood up from his seat to do something at the cabinet. He quickly lost interest when he noticed it was just a glass of water.
He was about to start pacing again when he noticed Redd walking up to him. The ghost raises an eyebrow in confusion as Redd attempts to pat his head. Spepticle giggles slightly as the hand went through him. It left a very weird sensation behind.
“You silly goose, I’m a ghost!” He reminded the other gleeful before once again pacing around the room.
[Are ghosts killable? He forces his hand to slow down and fully stops once Spepticle moved away.
Ghosts aren't real—Redd drank his water in one swing—because then that would mean Spep came here on his own accord. He isn't sure how to feel about that.]
Do you want to go to the garden? [He set the empty cup on the table then put his glasses back on.]
He hummed thoughtfully, that meant he could explore more, right?
“Sure,” he nodded, looking at the other while struggling to contain his excitement.
“Just lead the way!”
[Redd made a small gesture for Spepticle to follow and headed out through the back door and into the garden.
It was decently big, full of a variety of yellow and orange flowers that were clearly well taken of. At the side of the house, there were a couple of gardening tools, and Spep could spot a small barn not so far away from them.
No Squiddo in sight, for Redd's luck. He looks at the other.] What do you think?
Spepticle followed him out to the garden, eyes wide as he took in the place. It was amazing!
“Hmm,” He pretended to think for a while, though there was only one answer he could think off.
“It’s fine I guess but personally I’d have even MORE flowers! Like everywhere! To the point the whole garden is filled with it! Like you get what I mean right????”
[He looks at the flowers surrounding Spepticle, the ones surrounding him—he seems to have accidentally stepped on one—and around the two of them.]
I think it looks pretty full already. [Redd readjusts himself to not be stepping on the plant, then puts his hands in his pockets. As much as he urged to pace, continuing to step on Squiddo's flowers wasn't the best idea.] I don't know why she only has two colors of flowers. Orange might be her favorite color.

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"So anyway ! Lomedy is very nice and I'm sure you two would get... er.. get along decently !! I mean if we can survive each other I'm sure you two can hit it off. Maybe. Kind of. Surely !!- I- OH ! We're here-" | She stops outside the door to Mapicc's house going to knock before pausing and glancing at Redd | "-but like okay think about it okay !! I mean you're gonna have to talk with other people other than customers some time" | And with that she knocks on the door |
Knock. Knock. Knock. KNOCKKNOCKNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCKITY KNOCK. . . . .. . KNOCK!
"YOOOOHOOO !!! MAPICC !!!!! I have stuff to sellll you !!!"
@thereallyrealsquiddo
@redd-guy
< Mapicc opened the door hesitantly scared he was gonna find another children on his doorstep. After seeing it was just Squiddo and Red, he sighed in relief. >
“Oh! Hello you two! What brings you two here..?”
I mean, it's not like I have a choice in it. He does sound nice, I see why you like gardening.
[Redd looks towards the door as it opens. He chuckles at the way Mapicc reacts, and his head slightly tilts in curiousity.] Hey, Mapicc. We brought pet fish for you to check out, Squiddo said you were interested in buying some.
"Yesyes ! Fish, clownfish ! I remember you bought Jackson and thought you may be interested in getting a second to make a pair. I mean Clownfish do extradoinarily well with being in pairs some could say heh, it goes, heh, swimmingly" | A laugh escapes her lips at her own joke before she suddenly claps her hands together. | "We also have some fish food available !! Brand new funky flavours and everything !"
“Ohhhh…”
< He just stared at Squiddo with a done face after the “joke” she made. >
“I know what you mean bro! I think Jackson would be very happy if he got a new fish buddy. Also some fish food could help me right now… I think mine is almost running out.”
[Redd gives Squiddo a small glance at her joke then focused back on Mapicc.]
Squiddo can show you the fish while I get you the fish food. [He takes out a shulker and begins to check through it.] Uh...What type of food do you usually get? Or do you wanna check them?
| She doesnt care about the side eyes, smirking to herself all the same. |
"Ah ! Of course !' | She quickly brings out some buckets. | "and are you looking for any pattern in particular or a certain personality ? From what I remember Jackson was a bit of a fighter? Its been a whillee and Im a very busy person so I do forget these details sometimes - but- hmm- we have some more docile kinds and a few more aggressive if you want a fish to match his energy" | She sets up 4 buckets for now, two if fish swim a bit more aggressively, another slowly and lazily, the last seems to be zigzagging everywhere. |
“I usually give Jackson meaty food stuff but i can look at the options!”
< He answered Redd and quickly looked at the four buckets of fish. He was staring at the slow one. He really liked it, it seems. >
“Hmm, yesyes Jackson is a fighter type but i feel like he would wanna get a buddy that’s opposite of fighter. So maybe that one?”
< He pointed at the slowly swimming fish. >
[He looked through the bags of fish food.
All of them sucked, were these even edible for the fish? Not that it mattered. Redd pulled out a couple bags of the food and stepped closer to the two of them, taking a glance at the fish Mapicc was interested in.]
I'm sure they'll get along. Uh...We have beef flavor. Do you want to check another ones for the new fish?
"Ah great pick !!" | She lifts up the bucket, examining the fish before handing it to Mapicc. | "that one's name is Tapir, pretty slow moving he's a cutie though. He enjoys little scratches on his forehead."
"If you wanted to try out some different flavours to what he'd prefer we have some small testing packs with a little bit of each flavour. You can pick up to 5 mini foods flavours give them a bit of diversity and see what they like!"
< He examined the fish closely. The fish looked really cute! Jackson would definitely like this little fella. >
“Awww! How cute bro! What a pretty name also…”
< Then he looked at the food packs Redd and Squiddo pulled out. Were they even healthy for the fish..? Maybe he will pass the food and just take the fish… >
“Uhh… you know… on a second thought… maybe i will pass on the food. I think, the fish is enough..! Yup!”
< He gave a small smile trying to not be rude to both of them. He was sure, if he gave those fishes any of these foods they would have died. It was probably for the best. >
Alright, [He hums while fidgeting with one of the bags on his hand.] You sure you got enough food for both fish, though? Like, you gotta feed two of them now, and I don't know how much Tapir eats.
| She drags Garlic Hamster behind her, arguing with Redd about prices, well more specifically how much he gets from these sales. | "just wait-" | She grumbles turning to the new door. They'd been arguing the whole walk. |
KNOCK KNOCK. .. . KNOCK... KNOCKNOCKNOCK KNOCKITY KNOCK KNCOK KNOCK
"HIII !! YOOHOO!!! Ive got wares to sell !!!"
| Still not done arguing, she faces Redd once more | "And Anyway, I dont see why we can't share. Why do you need a specific earnings. I mean at this point if youre gonna steal half of my profit from MY fish I should start charging you rent or-"
- @thereallyrealsquiddo @redd-guy
< She was startled by a loud series of knocks at the door. She brushed herself off, before breathing in then out and smiling as she opened the door. >
“Squiddo? Hi! It’s been a while! Oh, and Reddoons.”
< Interesting pair. She stood there, watching them argue before cutting in. >
“You said you have things to sell?”
[Redd is about to interrupt Squiddo to argue when Jumper opens the door.]
Hey— [He attempts to greet her, it being cut short by him looking at Squiddo again as she rambles. His ear flickers. He barely even listens to her, Jumper was in front of them.]
Yep! [His response to Jumper's question is immediate.] Squiddo here has some clownfish for you. Heard you were interested on getting some, you can take a look at them if you want.
"AND- I - OH- JUMPER- HI- SORRY- AHEM" | She clears her throat awkwardly brushing none existent specks off of her sweater. | "Hi! Yes! Nice to see you, and yes Redd is here too, My uh- partner associate of my clownfish business, he's very important, a VIP. And it shows with how much money he wants to take from these sales" | she shoots him just a small glare |
"Anyway yes! My clownfish. That's what we're here to sell!" | She places her shulker down, rummaging through it to get a few buckets of clownfish out. | "I have a few different ones today. They're really top quality- hand trained and fed and reared and taught and- yknow just everything. Hand everything." | She smiles brightly as she places the buckets down, each one filled with a clownfish circling in its waters. |
“I’d love to take a look. I think Rebecca could use a friend anyways.”
< Didn’t know she was that into training fish. She leaned down to look in each of the buckets, watching each fish move through the water. She tilted her head, analyzing each fish’s movement. >
[Redd stared at Squiddo for a second, no readable expression as he did so, then focused back on their job.]
I'm sure she'll love to have a friend. [He walks closer to the fish to look at them alongside Jumper.] What's Rebecca like? Maybe you can pick one that's similar to her.
"Ah ! Yes Rebbecca. I. Mhm. I remember her. Yes. Mh." | She nods awkwardly. She did NOT remember that fish. | "uhm. Hrm. So ! What kind of personality are you looking for? Or pattern or the like? Im sure I have one here that'll fit what you're interested or Im sure I- nono- Redd can introduce you to a few and tell you their names and what they get up too." | She smirks all to smugly at him, he needed to learn the beauty of selling clownfish. And... also... she just wanted to get back at him for everything. |
< ‘Right… sure.’ >
“Well, Rebecca’s quite shy and sensitive, so I’d like a fish that’s not too energetic. Don’t want to scare her.”
< She studied each fish’s behavior, comparing them to Rebecca and imagining how she’d respond. The first one was way too aggressive. Even if Rebecca wasn’t immediately scared, maybe she’d feel bad about not being as fast. The second fish swam anxiously through its bucket. No- Rebecca wouldn’t be able to deal with the added anxiety. The third fish swam in small circles, darting back and forth, alert and on edge. Too cautious, if Rebecca saw the fish acting anxious around her, she’d think it hated her. No, no not that one either. She looked at the fourth one, hoping she would like it. The fourth one was a small, calm fish. It had two wavy white stripes down its side, the water rippling as it slowly circled through the water.
‘That one.’
She pointed at the fourth one as she looked up at Red. >
“What is this one's name?”
[Redd suppresses a scowl at his business partner and ends up doing a small motion with his head instead. He doesn't turn to look at her at all.]
There should be a fish like that in there, [He responds to Jumper with feign curiousity and continues staring at the fish alongside her as he waits, lightly rocking back and forth in boredom until the client speaks up again.
They let out a hum. Why did Squiddo even have him name the fish anyways?] Zebra. You know, the stripes. [He tries to sound as less awkward as possible, and picks up the bucket to hand it to Jumper.]
We have some more if you're interested in taking another fish to make Rebecca company. I guess the rest of these might not get along with it.
| Squiddo smirks all to smugly at the scowl she gets from Redd, rather happy with herself. |
"Zebra?' | She raises an eyebrow, at least its better than the last name he came up with. | "Yes ! That one is quiet a good pick, he's a very big fan of bedtime stories, specifically rhyming ones, so please do keep that in mind if you get him."
"We have a few more similarities temperament but just between you and me: Zebra is one of my favourites, I'm sure you and him and him and Rebecca will get along. Heh. Swimmingly!" | she chuckles to herself before clearing her throat. | "so will you be getting him oorrrrr-?"
“Zebra? Yeah, I get it.”
< She took the bucket from Redd, looking down at the calm fish in the bucket. She nodded as Squiddo talked. >
“Rhyming stories…? I’m sure I can handle that.”
< More fish? That might be a little too much extra work… and anyways, she didn’t fully know if Zebra and Rebecca would get along, much less a third fish. >
“Sure, I’ll buy him! And I think I’m good with just one for now. ”
[Squiddo might be worse at improvising that he supposedly is. Why would a fish like rhymes? He's sure they can't even hear.]
Alright, nice. You can always get more some other time if you want. It'll be 10 golden apples, since a lot of people have been getting fish. We have fish food too, if you're lacking in that.
"Ah splendipidus! Lovely jovely !" | She puts a hand in the bucket giving Zebra a small pat, the fish seems more less indifferent about it. | "awhh Im sure he'll love his new home, what a good fish." | She shakes of her hand spraying water mostly on Redd, its unclear if this is purposeful or not. |
"Anyway ! Yes ! Well also have some food if you are in need! We have all kinds of flavours, although I wouldnt recommend you yourself trying them! I regret my decision to do that every day." | She shakes her head as if reliving that dreaded moment before suddenly clasping her hands together. | "so yes flavours ! We have seaweed and seagrass, peppercorn, normal corn, cotton candy, not cotton candy, milk and beef !"
< 10 golden apples?? Sure, whatever. >
“I… think I have enough for that. And fish food would be nice, I could use some more.”
< She watched the banter between them, wondering how in the world they even started to work together. She was slightly taken aback at Squiddo’s words. Who on Earth would even eat fish food?? >
“Yeah, I wasn’t really planning on eating the fish food. Thanks for the warning, though I guess.”
< What were these flavors?? Cotton candy?? And what on Earth could “not cotton candy” be. Milk??? >
“Umm, I’ll just take the seaweed and seagrass flavor?”
[Redd quickly takes a step away from Squiddo as she splashes water towards him. He doesn't even get to comment on the 'fish food eating'. What was wrong with her?
He brushes off his jacket with a hand and looks at Jumper.] We can give you those. How much do you want? [He asks while moving closer to one of the shulkers and start to rummage through it.]
"Well you never know, Jumper Who ! Sometimes you just get a bit peckish and it just happens to be there. There's no problem with being curious anyhow!" | she smiles brightly, hands on her hips, seeing at all no weirdness to her words. |
"Id recommend getting two or more packs of the food so when you get to the bottom of one you still have a back up in case you forget to get more ! That's what I always do... unless of course you forget to get another back up once you get to your back up... in which case get three! But then . You might get to the end of the back up of the back up and could have forgotten to get another so get four! But then-"
“Hmm…”
< She should probably get a few months worth. After all, how long would it probably be until she would have another opportunity to buy more fish food for her fish? >
< She seemed slightly taken aback by Squiddo’s confidence but whatever. >
“Uh- yeah, nothing wrong with a little curiosity…”
< She paused to listen, before sensing that it would probably go on for a lot longer if she didn’t step in. She cut her off, smiling. >
“I was planning on getting around three or four. How much would that be?”
[Look at my housemate bruh, I'm cooked.
He hums in feign agreement and silently thanks Jumper for interrupting.]
Five diamonds for each bag, so fourty total. [Redd gave a small nod.] Do you want two seaweed and two seagrass or—? We're running out of those so I'd say get as many as you're able to, unless your fish like...any of the other flavors.
"I mean some variety may be nice! Some of the more fancy flavours are a bit more expensive though but fish do love them !" | She shoves her hand into a bundle carrying some of the said food trying to find some other flavour she hadn't said she had. | "Oh! We have just a single thing of- er- apple flavour. Seems a bit basic but . Whatever ! Sometimes the basics is what makes something so nice, the simplicity of it !"
"So are you sure you didnt want any of the other flavours ? Or just the two of each seagrass and seaweed?"
< ‘40 diamonds? Could be worse I guess…’ >
“Other flavors?”
< ‘more expensive?’ She wanted her fish to be happy and it couldn’t be that much more expensive… She considered her options as she watched Squiddo dig through the bundle. ‘Apple…? Sure, why not.’ >
“I’ll take the apple one. How much is it?”
[He does his best to keep his face neutral. Squiddo might as well be coming up with the flavors on the spot, it wouldn't surprise him. He's tempted to ask if she's tried it.]
We can leave it at the same price as the others for you this once, to see if the fish like it. So just another five.
"So anyway ! Lomedy is very nice and I'm sure you two would get... er.. get along decently !! I mean if we can survive each other I'm sure you two can hit it off. Maybe. Kind of. Surely !!- I- OH ! We're here-" | She stops outside the door to Mapicc's house going to knock before pausing and glancing at Redd | "-but like okay think about it okay !! I mean you're gonna have to talk with other people other than customers some time" | And with that she knocks on the door |
Knock. Knock. Knock. KNOCKKNOCKNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCKITY KNOCK. . . . .. . KNOCK!
"YOOOOHOOO !!! MAPICC !!!!! I have stuff to sellll you !!!"
@thereallyrealsquiddo
@redd-guy
< Mapicc opened the door hesitantly scared he was gonna find another children on his doorstep. After seeing it was just Squiddo and Red, he sighed in relief. >
“Oh! Hello you two! What brings you two here..?”
I mean, it's not like I have a choice in it. He does sound nice, I see why you like gardening.
[Redd looks towards the door as it opens. He chuckles at the way Mapicc reacts, and his head slightly tilts in curiousity.] Hey, Mapicc. We brought pet fish for you to check out, Squiddo said you were interested in buying some.
"Yesyes ! Fish, clownfish ! I remember you bought Jackson and thought you may be interested in getting a second to make a pair. I mean Clownfish do extradoinarily well with being in pairs some could say heh, it goes, heh, swimmingly" | A laugh escapes her lips at her own joke before she suddenly claps her hands together. | "We also have some fish food available !! Brand new funky flavours and everything !"
“Ohhhh…”
< He just stared at Squiddo with a done face after the “joke” she made. >
“I know what you mean bro! I think Jackson would be very happy if he got a new fish buddy. Also some fish food could help me right now… I think mine is almost running out.”
[Redd gives Squiddo a small glance at her joke then focused back on Mapicc.]
Squiddo can show you the fish while I get you the fish food. [He takes out a shulker and begins to check through it.] Uh...What type of food do you usually get? Or do you wanna check them?
| She doesnt care about the side eyes, smirking to herself all the same. |
"Ah ! Of course !' | She quickly brings out some buckets. | "and are you looking for any pattern in particular or a certain personality ? From what I remember Jackson was a bit of a fighter? Its been a whillee and Im a very busy person so I do forget these details sometimes - but- hmm- we have some more docile kinds and a few more aggressive if you want a fish to match his energy" | She sets up 4 buckets for now, two if fish swim a bit more aggressively, another slowly and lazily, the last seems to be zigzagging everywhere. |
“I usually give Jackson meaty food stuff but i can look at the options!”
< He answered Redd and quickly looked at the four buckets of fish. He was staring at the slow one. He really liked it, it seems. >
“Hmm, yesyes Jackson is a fighter type but i feel like he would wanna get a buddy that’s opposite of fighter. So maybe that one?”
< He pointed at the slowly swimming fish. >
[He looked through the bags of fish food.
All of them sucked, were these even edible for the fish? Not that it mattered. Redd pulled out a couple bags of the food and stepped closer to the two of them, taking a glance at the fish Mapicc was interested in.]
I'm sure they'll get along. Uh...We have beef flavor. Do you want to check another ones for the new fish?
| She drags Garlic Hamster behind her, arguing with Redd about prices, well more specifically how much he gets from these sales. | "just wait-" | She grumbles turning to the new door. They'd been arguing the whole walk. |
KNOCK KNOCK. .. . KNOCK... KNOCKNOCKNOCK KNOCKITY KNOCK KNCOK KNOCK
"HIII !! YOOHOO!!! Ive got wares to sell !!!"
| Still not done arguing, she faces Redd once more | "And Anyway, I dont see why we can't share. Why do you need a specific earnings. I mean at this point if youre gonna steal half of my profit from MY fish I should start charging you rent or-"
- @thereallyrealsquiddo @redd-guy
< She was startled by a loud series of knocks at the door. She brushed herself off, before breathing in then out and smiling as she opened the door. >
“Squiddo? Hi! It’s been a while! Oh, and Reddoons.”
< Interesting pair. She stood there, watching them argue before cutting in. >
“You said you have things to sell?”
[Redd is about to interrupt Squiddo to argue when Jumper opens the door.]
Hey— [He attempts to greet her, it being cut short by him looking at Squiddo again as she rambles. His ear flickers. He barely even listens to her, Jumper was in front of them.]
Yep! [His response to Jumper's question is immediate.] Squiddo here has some clownfish for you. Heard you were interested on getting some, you can take a look at them if you want.
"AND- I - OH- JUMPER- HI- SORRY- AHEM" | She clears her throat awkwardly brushing none existent specks off of her sweater. | "Hi! Yes! Nice to see you, and yes Redd is here too, My uh- partner associate of my clownfish business, he's very important, a VIP. And it shows with how much money he wants to take from these sales" | she shoots him just a small glare |
"Anyway yes! My clownfish. That's what we're here to sell!" | She places her shulker down, rummaging through it to get a few buckets of clownfish out. | "I have a few different ones today. They're really top quality- hand trained and fed and reared and taught and- yknow just everything. Hand everything." | She smiles brightly as she places the buckets down, each one filled with a clownfish circling in its waters. |
“I’d love to take a look. I think Rebecca could use a friend anyways.”
< Didn’t know she was that into training fish. She leaned down to look in each of the buckets, watching each fish move through the water. She tilted her head, analyzing each fish’s movement. >
[Redd stared at Squiddo for a second, no readable expression as he did so, then focused back on their job.]
I'm sure she'll love to have a friend. [He walks closer to the fish to look at them alongside Jumper.] What's Rebecca like? Maybe you can pick one that's similar to her.
"Ah ! Yes Rebbecca. I. Mhm. I remember her. Yes. Mh." | She nods awkwardly. She did NOT remember that fish. | "uhm. Hrm. So ! What kind of personality are you looking for? Or pattern or the like? Im sure I have one here that'll fit what you're interested or Im sure I- nono- Redd can introduce you to a few and tell you their names and what they get up too." | She smirks all to smugly at him, he needed to learn the beauty of selling clownfish. And... also... she just wanted to get back at him for everything. |
< ‘Right… sure.’ >
“Well, Rebecca’s quite shy and sensitive, so I’d like a fish that’s not too energetic. Don’t want to scare her.”
< She studied each fish’s behavior, comparing them to Rebecca and imagining how she’d respond. The first one was way too aggressive. Even if Rebecca wasn’t immediately scared, maybe she’d feel bad about not being as fast. The second fish swam anxiously through its bucket. No- Rebecca wouldn’t be able to deal with the added anxiety. The third fish swam in small circles, darting back and forth, alert and on edge. Too cautious, if Rebecca saw the fish acting anxious around her, she’d think it hated her. No, no not that one either. She looked at the fourth one, hoping she would like it. The fourth one was a small, calm fish. It had two wavy white stripes down its side, the water rippling as it slowly circled through the water.
‘That one.’
She pointed at the fourth one as she looked up at Red. >
“What is this one's name?”
[Redd suppresses a scowl at his business partner and ends up doing a small motion with his head instead. He doesn't turn to look at her at all.]
There should be a fish like that in there, [He responds to Jumper with feign curiousity and continues staring at the fish alongside her as he waits, lightly rocking back and forth in boredom until the client speaks up again.
They let out a hum. Why did Squiddo even have him name the fish anyways?] Zebra. You know, the stripes. [He tries to sound as less awkward as possible, and picks up the bucket to hand it to Jumper.]
We have some more if you're interested in taking another fish to make Rebecca company. I guess the rest of these might not get along with it.
| Squiddo smirks all to smugly at the scowl she gets from Redd, rather happy with herself. |
"Zebra?' | She raises an eyebrow, at least its better than the last name he came up with. | "Yes ! That one is quiet a good pick, he's a very big fan of bedtime stories, specifically rhyming ones, so please do keep that in mind if you get him."
"We have a few more similarities temperament but just between you and me: Zebra is one of my favourites, I'm sure you and him and him and Rebecca will get along. Heh. Swimmingly!" | she chuckles to herself before clearing her throat. | "so will you be getting him oorrrrr-?"
“Zebra? Yeah, I get it.”
< She took the bucket from Redd, looking down at the calm fish in the bucket. She nodded as Squiddo talked. >
“Rhyming stories…? I’m sure I can handle that.”
< More fish? That might be a little too much extra work… and anyways, she didn’t fully know if Zebra and Rebecca would get along, much less a third fish. >
“Sure, I’ll buy him! And I think I’m good with just one for now. ”
[Squiddo might be worse at improvising that he supposedly is. Why would a fish like rhymes? He's sure they can't even hear.]
Alright, nice. You can always get more some other time if you want. It'll be 10 golden apples, since a lot of people have been getting fish. We have fish food too, if you're lacking in that.
"Ah splendipidus! Lovely jovely !" | She puts a hand in the bucket giving Zebra a small pat, the fish seems more less indifferent about it. | "awhh Im sure he'll love his new home, what a good fish." | She shakes of her hand spraying water mostly on Redd, its unclear if this is purposeful or not. |
"Anyway ! Yes ! Well also have some food if you are in need! We have all kinds of flavours, although I wouldnt recommend you yourself trying them! I regret my decision to do that every day." | She shakes her head as if reliving that dreaded moment before suddenly clasping her hands together. | "so yes flavours ! We have seaweed and seagrass, peppercorn, normal corn, cotton candy, not cotton candy, milk and beef !"
< 10 golden apples?? Sure, whatever. >
“I… think I have enough for that. And fish food would be nice, I could use some more.”
< She watched the banter between them, wondering how in the world they even started to work together. She was slightly taken aback at Squiddo’s words. Who on Earth would even eat fish food?? >
“Yeah, I wasn’t really planning on eating the fish food. Thanks for the warning, though I guess.”
< What were these flavors?? Cotton candy?? And what on Earth could “not cotton candy” be. Milk??? >
“Umm, I’ll just take the seaweed and seagrass flavor?”
[Redd quickly takes a step away from Squiddo as she splashes water towards him. He doesn't even get to comment on the 'fish food eating'. What was wrong with her?
He brushes off his jacket with a hand and looks at Jumper.] We can give you those. How much do you want? [He asks while moving closer to one of the shulkers and start to rummage through it.]
"Well you never know, Jumper Who ! Sometimes you just get a bit peckish and it just happens to be there. There's no problem with being curious anyhow!" | she smiles brightly, hands on her hips, seeing at all no weirdness to her words. |
"Id recommend getting two or more packs of the food so when you get to the bottom of one you still have a back up in case you forget to get more ! That's what I always do... unless of course you forget to get another back up once you get to your back up... in which case get three! But then . You might get to the end of the back up of the back up and could have forgotten to get another so get four! But then-"
“Hmm…”
< She should probably get a few months worth. After all, how long would it probably be until she would have another opportunity to buy more fish food for her fish? >
< She seemed slightly taken aback by Squiddo’s confidence but whatever. >
“Uh- yeah, nothing wrong with a little curiosity…”
< She paused to listen, before sensing that it would probably go on for a lot longer if she didn’t step in. She cut her off, smiling. >
“I was planning on getting around three or four. How much would that be?”
[Look at my housemate bruh, I'm cooked.
He hums in feign agreement and silently thanks Jumper for interrupting.]
Five diamonds for each bag, so fourty total. [Redd gave a small nod.] Do you want two seaweed and two seagrass or—? We're running out of those so I'd say get as many as you're able to, unless your fish like...any of the other flavors.
"So anyway ! Lomedy is very nice and I'm sure you two would get... er.. get along decently !! I mean if we can survive each other I'm sure you two can hit it off. Maybe. Kind of. Surely !!- I- OH ! We're here-" | She stops outside the door to Mapicc's house going to knock before pausing and glancing at Redd | "-but like okay think about it okay !! I mean you're gonna have to talk with other people other than customers some time" | And with that she knocks on the door |
Knock. Knock. Knock. KNOCKKNOCKNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCKITY KNOCK. . . . .. . KNOCK!
"YOOOOHOOO !!! MAPICC !!!!! I have stuff to sellll you !!!"
@thereallyrealsquiddo
@redd-guy
< Mapicc opened the door hesitantly scared he was gonna find another children on his doorstep. After seeing it was just Squiddo and Red, he sighed in relief. >
“Oh! Hello you two! What brings you two here..?”
I mean, it's not like I have a choice in it. He does sound nice, I see why you like gardening.
[Redd looks towards the door as it opens. He chuckles at the way Mapicc reacts, and his head slightly tilts in curiousity.] Hey, Mapicc. We brought pet fish for you to check out, Squiddo said you were interested in buying some.
"Yesyes ! Fish, clownfish ! I remember you bought Jackson and thought you may be interested in getting a second to make a pair. I mean Clownfish do extradoinarily well with being in pairs some could say heh, it goes, heh, swimmingly" | A laugh escapes her lips at her own joke before she suddenly claps her hands together. | "We also have some fish food available !! Brand new funky flavours and everything !"
“Ohhhh…”
< He just stared at Squiddo with a done face after the “joke” she made. >
“I know what you mean bro! I think Jackson would be very happy if he got a new fish buddy. Also some fish food could help me right now… I think mine is almost running out.”
[Redd gives Squiddo a small glance at her joke then focused back on Mapicc.]
Squiddo can show you the fish while I get you the fish food. [He takes out a shulker and begins to check through it.] Uh...What type of food do you usually get? Or do you wanna check them?

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"So anyway ! Lomedy is very nice and I'm sure you two would get... er.. get along decently !! I mean if we can survive each other I'm sure you two can hit it off. Maybe. Kind of. Surely !!- I- OH ! We're here-" | She stops outside the door to Mapicc's house going to knock before pausing and glancing at Redd | "-but like okay think about it okay !! I mean you're gonna have to talk with other people other than customers some time" | And with that she knocks on the door |
Knock. Knock. Knock. KNOCKKNOCKNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCKITY KNOCK. . . . .. . KNOCK!
"YOOOOHOOO !!! MAPICC !!!!! I have stuff to sellll you !!!"
@thereallyrealsquiddo
@redd-guy
< Mapicc opened the door hesitantly scared he was gonna find another children on his doorstep. After seeing it was just Squiddo and Red, he sighed in relief. >
“Oh! Hello you two! What brings you two here..?”
I mean, it's not like I have a choice in it. He does sound nice, I see why you like gardening.
[Redd looks towards the door as it opens. He chuckles at the way Mapicc reacts, and his head slightly tilts in curiousity.] Hey, Mapicc. We brought pet fish for you to check out, Squiddo said you were interested in buying some.
"Hello!!" -a cheery voice exclaimed. The woman held a cauldron of stew, now most likely cold from her journey. It seems she's trying to share it with as many people as possible-
"would you like some?" -her striped tail swished gently behind her-
@y3ll0wfl0w3r5
[He glances at the pot, then back at the woman as he pointed at the stew.] How much are you even selling that for? It looks cold.
"Free. I made it to share! Though- it is cold...I been walking for a while, so I guess I expected it to be"
-She gently sets it down before taking out a fire charge to heat up the cauldron-
"That should work for now. Would you still like some?"
[Redd hums and watches as she prepares the stew.]
What does it have?
"oh just your usual stew, a hearty broth with a variety of vegetables. Normally I'd add beef, but since I planned to share this with whomever I came across, I decided not to. Since some people have certain dietary restrictions, I wanted to make it so most everyone could enjoy it!"
I guess it does look good. Never seen anyone who doesn't eat meat but that makes sense. How long will it take to heat up?
"oh it should be about done now," -she kneels to check the cauldron. Satisfied, she puts out the small flame and takes out a bowl to fill with a stew-
-grinning, she hands it over- "Enjoy!"
Oh, thanks. [He grabs the bowl.] Good luck on your, uh, walking.
"Hello!!" -a cheery voice exclaimed. The woman held a cauldron of stew, now most likely cold from her journey. It seems she's trying to share it with as many people as possible-
"would you like some?" -her striped tail swished gently behind her-
@y3ll0wfl0w3r5
[He glances at the pot, then back at the woman as he pointed at the stew.] How much are you even selling that for? It looks cold.
"Free. I made it to share! Though- it is cold...I been walking for a while, so I guess I expected it to be"
-She gently sets it down before taking out a fire charge to heat up the cauldron-
"That should work for now. Would you still like some?"
[Redd hums and watches as she prepares the stew.]
What does it have?
"oh just your usual stew, a hearty broth with a variety of vegetables. Normally I'd add beef, but since I planned to share this with whomever I came across, I decided not to. Since some people have certain dietary restrictions, I wanted to make it so most everyone could enjoy it!"
I guess it does look good. Never seen anyone who doesn't eat meat but that makes sense. How long will it take to heat up?
"Hello!!" -a cheery voice exclaimed. The woman held a cauldron of stew, now most likely cold from her journey. It seems she's trying to share it with as many people as possible-
"would you like some?" -her striped tail swished gently behind her-
@y3ll0wfl0w3r5
[He glances at the pot, then back at the woman as he pointed at the stew.] How much are you even selling that for? It looks cold.
"Free. I made it to share! Though- it is cold...I been walking for a while, so I guess I expected it to be"
-She gently sets it down before taking out a fire charge to heat up the cauldron-
"That should work for now. Would you still like some?"
[Redd hums and watches as she prepares the stew.]
What does it have?
"Hello!!" -a cheery voice exclaimed. The woman held a cauldron of stew, now most likely cold from her journey. It seems she's trying to share it with as many people as possible-
"would you like some?" -her striped tail swished gently behind her-
@y3ll0wfl0w3r5
[He glances at the pot, then back at the woman as he pointed at the stew.] How much are you even selling that for? It looks cold.

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Alrighttt, I kinda need to make a serious post here as there's been a problem recently with some blogs butting into roleplays or crossing boundaries and interacting with others in ways that take away from their characters.
To put it simply, PLEASE do not join plotlines or make alterations to someone's character without permission. If someone has an ongoing story that you want to be involved in or you have a plot idea that could alter someone's character, please communicate that out of character and get permission before doing so, such as using tumblr dms.
Not only can it be awkward for the parties involved, but it can also be really frustrating when someone who shouldn't be involved ends up ruining another blog's plans.
This is part of why we have a discord server, as well. Being able to plan out plotlines and ask questions on a different platform before taking it to tumblr is something we all find convenient and also leads to less risk of problems like this.
Communication is the key to good roleplay and a lack of communication can seriously ruin it for people. This is all meant to be fun and I don't want anyone to be hurt by this. ^^'
Ooc/
Alrighttt, I kinda need to make a serious post here as there's been a problem recently with some blogs butting into roleplays or crossing boundaries and interacting with others in ways that take away from their characters.
To put it simply, PLEASE do not join plotlines or make alterations to someone's character without permission. If someone has an ongoing story that you want to be involved in or you have a plot idea that could alter someone's character, please communicate that out of character and get permission before doing so, such as using tumblr dms.
Not only can it be awkward for the parties involved, but it can also be really frustrating when someone who shouldn't be involved ends up ruining another blog's plans.
This is part of why we have a discord server, as well. Being able to plan out plotlines and ask questions on a different platform before taking it to tumblr is something we all find convenient and also leads to less risk of problems like this.
Communication is the key to good roleplay and a lack of communication can seriously ruin it for people. This is all meant to be fun and I don't want anyone to be hurt by this. ^^'