Cute but dehydrated

fuck i love testosterone i love having a little dick that gets hard and i can play around with it and slap it to make it even harder. and on top of that i have a pussy that gets wet? awesome

your stuffed animals grew up with you btw they’re all in their 20s now and they want to smoke your cigarettes so bad

I was chatting up a beautiful woman last night and when she told me she was 33 I got so hard I got light headed . Chat am I cooked?

Is that a banana in your back pocket or is your penis just on backwards

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

being a free use slut at a party would fix me I think

Imo missing Gideon is part of the experience of reading Harrow the Ninth. Everyone who read GtN goes to HtN like "but where is Gideon? How can I read this book without her??" And that is just like. Part of the book. Her absence. It hurts. You feel it. Youre mystified by it. Where is she?? I love it.

please just shove my snout in your crotch, and watch my stupid tail wag as I get to work😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫