Jazz and Monsters

you know what? accents are actually lovely. like you can learn all the languages in the world and you still have a part of your own with you. that’s cute

My cat is touched-starved and demanding because everyone else but me is unwilling to pet her. They are unwilling to pet her because she is a bad person who loves crime and hurting people. She doesn’t understand how these things are connected and so I must bear the full load of both her affection and her bloodthirsty violence.

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

“I could claw this hapless human to death… but she’s so cute… and I love her…”

*very gently threatens*

@mostlycatsmostly

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

this is possibly the best cat video with no actual cat in it that I have ever seen

‘how do you even function??’ caffeine and emotional repression, mostly