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When you recap the Company Holiday Party the next morning....

WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT WANT TO DRINK ALL DAY DURING A BLIZZARD

WATCHING THE SNOW START BEFORE A HISTORIC BLIZZARD

WHEN OUR BOSSES GET UP AND DANCE AT THE HOLIDAY PARTY

WHEN WE HAVE WORK THE DAY AFTER OUR HOLIDAY PARTY

WHEN MY INTERN ANSWERS MY BOSS' PHONE BY SAYING "HI!"

GETTING THROUGH THE CHRISTMAS RUSH OF ALBUM RELEASES

WHEN A RELEASE GOES WRONG

WHEN MY ARTIST GETS NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY

WAITING FOR THE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS TO BE ANNOUNCED

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I WANT TO JOIN A BRAINSTORMING MEETING

WHEN MY BOSS IS HAVING A STRESSFUL DAY

WHEN OUR TEAM GETS THE FIRST WEEK SALES PROJECTIONS AND IT PUTS US AT #1

WHEN ALL OF THE EXECS GO TO THE WEEKLY LABEL MEETING

WHEN I GET TO DRIVE OUT OF THE CITY FOR A WEEKEND

WHEN I TRY TO CALM MY COWORKER DOWN

WHEN WE HAVE NO ASSETS AND THE BAND WANTS TO RELEASE THE RECORD IN 2 MONTHS