Ash Singer

oh fuck yeah... I wrecked it and technically died :(

yeah some dickface hit me and my heart stopped, but I got a foster parent from it so lets go?

oh noooo, I'm still grounded from my bike for now but it's out of the shop if you wanna take it for a spin?

Omg are you joking I’ll have to ask Layne for sure but that would be sick dude

yeah I'm not using it right now, plus she's basically a new bike after all the repairs she needed

Oh I’m sure.

oh fuck yeah... I wrecked it and technically died :(

yeah some dickface hit me and my heart stopped, but I got a foster parent from it so lets go?

oh noooo, I'm still grounded from my bike for now but it's out of the shop if you wanna take it for a spin?

Omg are you joking I’ll have to ask Layne for sure but that would be sick dude

oh fuck yeah... I wrecked it and technically died :(

yeah some dickface hit me and my heart stopped, but I got a foster parent from it so lets go?

oh fuck yeah... I wrecked it and technically died :(

I’m experiencing city life

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

real question...how are the ice caps, my Canadian followers have been recommending them after I said something about it

Oh, I don’t really drink coffee, but Parker… Should stop drinking them. He’s a little too energetic when he has caffeine

Real, I think I’m only allowed them cause caffeine helps with my adhd or something. I dunno but it doesn’t make me hyper. I started using it to self medicate a while ago

That’s why I don’t drink it! I drink caffeine and fall asleep. I don’t want to do that

there should be research done between the correlation of bikers and people with adhd cause why do so many of the bikers I meet also have adhd and shit

To be fair, it runs in my family. Neither of my other brothers can sit still for more than ten minutes

makes sense if one of them works in the ED....

want me to slip melatonin into his drink?

Don’t spike my brother I’m sure his girlfriend will force him to go to bed at some point

fine I won't spike him... no one lets me have any fun

Next time 🫡

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

real question...how are the ice caps, my Canadian followers have been recommending them after I said something about it

Oh, I don’t really drink coffee, but Parker… Should stop drinking them. He’s a little too energetic when he has caffeine

Real, I think I’m only allowed them cause caffeine helps with my adhd or something. I dunno but it doesn’t make me hyper. I started using it to self medicate a while ago

That’s why I don’t drink it! I drink caffeine and fall asleep. I don’t want to do that

there should be research done between the correlation of bikers and people with adhd cause why do so many of the bikers I meet also have adhd and shit

To be fair, it runs in my family. Neither of my other brothers can sit still for more than ten minutes

makes sense if one of them works in the ED....

want me to slip melatonin into his drink?

Don’t spike my brother I’m sure his girlfriend will force him to go to bed at some point

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

real question...how are the ice caps, my Canadian followers have been recommending them after I said something about it

Oh, I don’t really drink coffee, but Parker… Should stop drinking them. He’s a little too energetic when he has caffeine

Real, I think I’m only allowed them cause caffeine helps with my adhd or something. I dunno but it doesn’t make me hyper. I started using it to self medicate a while ago

That’s why I don’t drink it! I drink caffeine and fall asleep. I don’t want to do that

there should be research done between the correlation of bikers and people with adhd cause why do so many of the bikers I meet also have adhd and shit

To be fair, it runs in my family. Neither of my other brothers can sit still for more than ten minutes

makes sense if one of them works in the ED....

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

real question...how are the ice caps, my Canadian followers have been recommending them after I said something about it

Oh, I don’t really drink coffee, but Parker… Should stop drinking them. He’s a little too energetic when he has caffeine

Real, I think I’m only allowed them cause caffeine helps with my adhd or something. I dunno but it doesn’t make me hyper. I started using it to self medicate a while ago

That’s why I don’t drink it! I drink caffeine and fall asleep. I don’t want to do that

there should be research done between the correlation of bikers and people with adhd cause why do so many of the bikers I meet also have adhd and shit

To be fair, it runs in my family. Neither of my other brothers can sit still for more than ten minutes

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

real question...how are the ice caps, my Canadian followers have been recommending them after I said something about it

Oh, I don’t really drink coffee, but Parker… Should stop drinking them. He’s a little too energetic when he has caffeine

Real, I think I’m only allowed them cause caffeine helps with my adhd or something. I dunno but it doesn’t make me hyper. I started using it to self medicate a while ago

That’s why I don’t drink it! I drink caffeine and fall asleep. I don’t want to do that

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

real question...how are the ice caps, my Canadian followers have been recommending them after I said something about it

Oh, I don’t really drink coffee, but Parker… Should stop drinking them. He’s a little too energetic when he has caffeine

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often

HAHAHHA that's hilarious

Sure!

YOU'RE A RACER TOO?!?!

YES I AM 🫡🫡🫡

dirt bikes only? or do you street race at all?

There’s not many streets to race on, so dirt bikes only. Someday I’ll race a real car

oh fuck buddy that's sick as hell. How did you get into it, like actual races and shit.

I got a new bike after demolishing my new one, it was a fucking Yamaha too, but thankfully I found one that needed a few repairs but runs like a fucking beauty.

Yeah it’s a miracle I haven’t wrecked this one with how often I eat shit but apparently my brother is actually good at his job

sounds like I need to take a trip to see him, but to be fair I eat shit a lot too

Yeah just make sure it’s not in the winter or you’ll never make it here before getting stuck in 3 feet of snow 😭

in what now? three feet?!?!

It’s Canada. That happens.

do y'all live in igloos?

how often do you say eh?

…Realistically, too often