Phoenix

rebornfromdespair wishes to make a contract

“That’s right” Kyubey said mentally, his voice much stronger now that they were in person. “I’m Kyubey. Now that I’ve granted your wish, it’s time to complete the contract” he said, his voice peppy and light. “Please step closer.”

“Eh? How are you talking cat?” Phoenix was still a little confused by all this. “Contract? What contract?” He said not realizing he walked forward.

Phoenix looked up at the orb confused. "Hey! Cat. What is that? What did you do to me?"

It all happened so fast, from the intense heat to… A cool and very refreshing breeze. He looked around and saw Kyubey. “Cat! You’re the one who helped me?” Phoenix looked confused and a little uncomfortable that the thing that saved him looked… So cute.

“That’s right” Kyubey said mentally, his voice much stronger now that they were in person. “I’m Kyubey. Now that I’ve granted your wish, it’s time to complete the contract” he said, his voice peppy and light. “Please step closer.”

"Eh? How are you talking cat?" Phoenix was still a little confused by all this. "Contract? What contract?" He said not realizing he walked forward.

It all happened so fast, from the intense heat to... A cool and very refreshing breeze. He looked around and saw Kyubey. "Cat! You're the one who helped me?" Phoenix looked confused and a little uncomfortable that the thing that saved him looked... So cute.

Phoenix looked around the land confused, as he is confronted by a talking… Television. “Ah! What are you? Where am I? Nintendo Land? Eh?” Phoenix scratched his head, he was confused and really needed Medusa right now to explain stuff. “Talking mirror… Thing! What is this place?”

“It is a theme park,” Monita told him simply.

“A theme park…” Phoenix thought for a bit. “Oh one of those things that humans go to for fun eh?”

“If you would like to describe it as such, then yes.”

“I see… Well maybe I’ll find something fun me and Medusa could do together.” Phoenix looked up at the monitor. “You there! What is something fun here?”

“Your definition of fun may be completely different from my definition of fun.”

“Hmm… I like killing humans.” Phoenix stated bluntly. “Is there something here that is THAT kind of fun?”

“…Might I recommend Takamaru’s Ninja Castle? That is about as close as you will get in Nintendo Land.”

“Sure I’ll try what ever the hell, it is that you said.”

“This way,” Monita told him, floating towards the gate for Takamaru’s Ninja Castle.

"Alright!" Phoenix nodded as he followed the monitor. He looked at the gate and then back up to Montia. "So I just go in this thing and kill stuff?"

Phoenix looked around the land confused, as he is confronted by a talking… Television. “Ah! What are you? Where am I? Nintendo Land? Eh?” Phoenix scratched his head, he was confused and really needed Medusa right now to explain stuff. “Talking mirror… Thing! What is this place?”

“It is a theme park,” Monita told him simply.

“A theme park…” Phoenix thought for a bit. “Oh one of those things that humans go to for fun eh?”

“If you would like to describe it as such, then yes.”

“I see… Well maybe I’ll find something fun me and Medusa could do together.” Phoenix looked up at the monitor. “You there! What is something fun here?”

“Your definition of fun may be completely different from my definition of fun.”

“Hmm… I like killing humans.” Phoenix stated bluntly. “Is there something here that is THAT kind of fun?”

“…Might I recommend Takamaru’s Ninja Castle? That is about as close as you will get in Nintendo Land.”

"Sure I'll try what ever the hell, it is that you said."

Phoenix looked around the land confused, as he is confronted by a talking… Television. “Ah! What are you? Where am I? Nintendo Land? Eh?” Phoenix scratched his head, he was confused and really needed Medusa right now to explain stuff. “Talking mirror… Thing! What is this place?”

“It is a theme park,” Monita told him simply.

“A theme park…” Phoenix thought for a bit. “Oh one of those things that humans go to for fun eh?”

“If you would like to describe it as such, then yes.”

“I see… Well maybe I’ll find something fun me and Medusa could do together.” Phoenix looked up at the monitor. “You there! What is something fun here?”

“Your definition of fun may be completely different from my definition of fun.”

"Hmm... I like killing humans." Phoenix stated bluntly. "Is there something here that is THAT kind of fun?"

Phoenix looked around the land confused, as he is confronted by a talking… Television. “Ah! What are you? Where am I? Nintendo Land? Eh?” Phoenix scratched his head, he was confused and really needed Medusa right now to explain stuff. “Talking mirror… Thing! What is this place?”

“It is a theme park,” Monita told him simply.

“A theme park…” Phoenix thought for a bit. “Oh one of those things that humans go to for fun eh?”

“If you would like to describe it as such, then yes.”

"I see... Well maybe I'll find something fun me and Medusa could do together." Phoenix looked up at the monitor. "You there! What is something fun here?"

Phoenix looked around the land confused, as he is confronted by a talking… Television. “Ah! What are you? Where am I? Nintendo Land? Eh?” Phoenix scratched his head, he was confused and really needed Medusa right now to explain stuff. “Talking mirror… Thing! What is this place?”

“It is a theme park,” Monita told him simply.

"A theme park..." Phoenix thought for a bit. "Oh one of those things that humans go to for fun eh?"

Phoenix looked around the land confused, as he is confronted by a talking... Television. "Ah! What are you? Where am I? Nintendo Land? Eh?" Phoenix scratched his head, he was confused and really needed Medusa right now to explain stuff. "Talking mirror... Thing! What is this place?"

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.

why do i do these things?….

“I’m nervous…”

The Irresistible Force Meets the Immovable Object (J)

J covered himself. He felt the heat beginning to seep through the suit. Quickly he rolled to the side and tried to cool off but didn’t have the time before the spray of fire reached him again. This time he jumped over phoenix behind him noticing the switch had been activated again. He was in trouble but he had a few tricks still up his sleeves. 

“Hmph.” J took the hit. He gasped as he saw the crab grow into a deadlier form. “Fine if you want to play big then I got a jet. ACTIVATING MY MARKER SYSTEM!” He said raising both hands to the side of his head as lights flashed from his horns. BC-04 and SJ-05 burst through a dimensional rip. The jet perched on to of the crane fire at the crab. “Surprise!” 

Phoenix looked up at the vehicles and sighed. "Nope..." He then turned to Takeshi. "You're on your own!" Then with a wave of his hand disappeared, leaving the crab alone with the mechas.

The Irresistible Force Meets the Immovable Object (J)

J covered himself. He felt the heat beginning to seep through the suit. Quickly he rolled to the side and tried to cool off but didn’t have the time before the spray of fire reached him again. This time he jumped over phoenix behind him noticing the switch had been activated again. He was in trouble but he had a few tricks still up his sleeves.