super pro 360 no scope trained assassin

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

i need $$$$$ not feelings

this guy is from an alternate timeline

i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin

being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????

until we yeet again…

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

i never know what’s going on and i believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

Peak 2012 tumblr discourse was when the homestuck, harry potter, and avengers fandoms argued about the origin of “caw caw motherfucker”

homestuck literally had a timestamp on a page that only read that exact phrase but go off i guess