all the fear and the fire of the end of the world

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

@rebekahabeja

I wanna like. press some flowers and make homemade jam. maybe go a little wild and do some needlepoint

@rebekahabeja

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

all dads do is fall asleep on the couch and not process their emotions healthily

btw ahead of pride, just know that corporations cannot be LGBT allies but this is especially true for alcohol companies who have targeted us for decades because we as a community have a history of alcohol abuse and because for us being social almost always means going to a bar and they’ve exacerbated these issues while making money off of them so just remember that and don’t shell out $25 for some Absolut vodka in a fucking rainbow bottle this June even if RuPaul tells you to

who’s down to lay with me in a field and look at the stars and talk about everything