Just Call Me Trash Bandicoot. WHOA

thank you carl!

Thank you, Carl!

Thank you Carl ! 💖

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for

i think……..one of the many problems in how sex is perceived in society is that we seem to think its this isolated “skill” like people are very anxious about getting experience or practice or whatever wrt sex but that’s not really how it works, it’s fundamentally an expression, a conversation; two-sided, subjective, situational, and figuring out what works for everyone involved, as opposed to being just another objective talent to master for all situations as if its one-size-fits-all without consideration to your specific partner

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

Thought it was just me

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*