Proud To Be Toaster Gendered

Is grilled cheese toasterist? IS GRILLED CHEESE TOASTERIST?! First off you little shit (no trigger to dwarfish faeces-gender) you have NO IDEA what it’s like to be cheese OR toast gender. There’s no way you could ever understand, no-- EVER EVEN CONCEIVE how toaster gender or cheese gender even BEGIN to feel.

GRILLED CHEESE IS A TRANSTOASTER RIGHT. No matter what you say, you PROBABLY MEAT-SKINNED PRIVILEGED DICK WIPE (no trigger to penis towel gender). You probably work for some shitty company that sells shitty cars (no trigger to automobile gender) for no FUCKING money YOU FUCKING PLEB. notriggertoplebgeNDERplease.

i am disGUSTED that my INNOCENT and FAMILY FRIENDLY blog has ATTRACTED such HORRIBLE people like you, you ASININE cumstaIN (No trigger to semen gender)

I hope with sincerest ernest that you KILL YOURSELF you fucking MONGOLOID.

With regards,

How DARE you ingrates (no trigger for cheese gender pls) Say imply that I would SULLY MY GRILLS WITH MEAT SKINNED PRIVILEGED NON-VEGANS. 

Did you know!:

- Toaster actually have more than 2 grills

- Toast and Toasters are MEANT FOR EACH OTHER, YOU MEAT-SKINNED PRIVILEGED ASS CLOWNS.

To be an attractive toaster, you must simply keep yourself CLEAN

So all you Meat-skins are probably saying "Oh I love my toast with jam!"

yOU SIcKEN Me