I suppose I should make one of these!!
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we're not kids anymore.

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I suppose I should make one of these!!
20, he/him
-#strawbsquid speaks is me text posts
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This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet
death to america btw.
i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet
This website is always showing me new and previously unexplored ways I can be horny. Wow!

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I miss you Pregnant Batman but I respect your boundaries so I will wait until at least 5am to call you on the Phone
I dont even know or wanna know the psychological effects running this blog has probably left on you. I can go about my days normally, I hear someone bring up the Muppets or Kermit The Frog or the Joker: im completely fine and normal. You hear any of that: you experience a pavlovian response only paralleled to the original dogs in the experiment.
Anon I can't even see Green or Purple without quaking in fearful shame that everyone will learn my Twisted Secret
does this count as old man yaoi
YEAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muppet joker son or Bethany Rage daughter
The Truth
Haven't posted in a while. A lot has happened since my last post so I'll just get into it.
Basically, as some of you may have surmised, my relationship with Kermit the Frog had turned pretty toxic. I believe the old character I once played, good ol' croaker, had revived itself within the Muppet as a form a divine punishment from God for what I had created, and franky, I deserve it. There's a lot of old posts out there of mine that make me shudder in horror. I cannot even look at a clown without thinking "The Joker," and then gnashing my teeth in regret. The colors green and purple throw me into despair.
Anywho, it all reached a head when Kermit tried to take my life at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory (where I work). He took my company-mandated non-slip shoes and tried to make me fall into a big vat of Joker Chemicals, after which point he would possess my corpse and take over my life. For those of you who don't know, this is the fate of all who create tumblr fake stories. They come to life, kill the person who created them, and take over their dead body. Why do you think we haven't heard from the Weed Smoking Girlfriends guy? Baka. He IS the Weed Smoking Girlfriends now. They puppeteer his corpse, probably with all three hands deep in the muppet hole of his mind (we all have one). I can only hope he managed to have bangin sex with them before they killed him, as I was able to have bangin sex with Kermit while he was inhabited by the Croaker Persona. God the sex was amazing. And Let's Just Say His Cock Was Huge
But I'm getting sidetracked. I signaled for Batman (my ex wife) just moments before his attack. I did not realize this at the time, but she had been tailing me, concerned for my safety, so she arrived the moment she saw the signal. She picked me up and threw me a safe distance away, entering a vicious brawl with Kermit. She ripped off Kermit's arm and bit off one of his eyes, but it was no use. He began to mupp her to death right before my eyes. I looked around frantically for anything I could use as a weapon, even just something I could throw at him.
And then, I felt something slip out of my ass.
I had put it there before, for safekeeping:
The
Jrap
On
(Joker Strap On).
Grabbing my weapon, I quickly jumped on a nearby skateboard (also produced by the Dangerous Chemicals Factory), and began to race towards my former lovers, taking the shorter but more dangerous route over a tank full of Deadly Sharks (another byproduct of the Dangerous Chemicals Factory).
My heart raced.
My skateboard raced even faster.
Somewhere, within my mind, I felt my inner Joker chuckling darkly.
Completely jumping the shark, I leapt at Kermit, and roaring like a lion, I stabbed a fatal blow deep within his Muppet Hole using only my sheer will and my trusty weapon, the

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cis guy so enamored by the curvature of my transfem ass that he literally dies the moment he sticks the tip of his dick in. somewhere in a dark room the victims of communism tracker slowly ticks up by one.
“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman
This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this. He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.
#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots
tgirl who finds out that estradiol is synthesized via yams and suddenly she’s incorporated a new ingredient into all of her recipes.
small jungle animals when they find a small, secluded space: "surely i am safe here, time to rest my little head!"
the ever-vigilant camouflaged constrictor :
would you put dr pepper in the microwave? in a mug, perhaps?
soda microwaved? what a crazy take! who would do such a thing! and if i did, i'd microwave it in the can of course!
Did the hot dr pepper taste like Chernobyl's elephant foot
it tastes mostly like dr pepper, but maybe a bit less flavorful? microwaved it still stays fizzy!
i actually prefer regular dr pepper, but microwaved is one of my fav hot drinks. i don't like tea or coffee, and hot chocolate is more of a treat than a drink. if i have a sore throat, hot dr pepper comes in clutch <3
Studying you under a microscope
hot dr down my throat call that a violation of code 9.1.1 (AMA Principles of Medical Ethics: I, II, IV)

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self-love/self-hate
great riddle man, you got the whole fandom puzzling.