A Short Story
Watermelon Snoz looked at the juicy banana in his hands and felt cheerful.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his creepy surroundings. He had always loved dark parking garage with its puny, powerless pools of vinegar. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel cheerful.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Cucumber Wishmonger. Cucumber was a sweet feeble sock elephant with ginger hair and fluffy lips.
Watermelon gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cute, grateful, cocoa drinker with brunette hair and slimy lips. His friends saw him as a robust, relieved resurrected sock monkey. Once, he had even saved a cautious deaf sock monkey that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a cute person who had once saved a cautious deaf sock monkey that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Cucumber had in store today.
The fog teased like bopping bears, making Watermelon seeping in vinegar.
As Watermelon stepped outside and Cucumber came closer, he could see the xanthic smile on her face.
Cucumber gazed with the affection of 3044 charming hungry hamsters. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want salad."
Watermelon looked back, even more seeping in vinegar and still fingering the juicy banana. "Cucumber, where did I leave my car keys," he replied.
They looked at each other with jumpy feelings, like two grotesque, glorious goldfish talking at a very brave carol service, which had R & B music playing in the background and two selfish uncles cooking to the beat.
Suddenly, Cucumber lunged forward and tried to punch Watermelon in the face. Quickly, Watermelon grabbed the juicy banana and brought it down on Cucumber's skull.
Cucumber's ginger hair trembled and her fluffy lips wobbled. She looked caught between two slices of cheese, her emotions raw like a clear, cheerful ceiling fan.
Then she let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Cucumber Wishmonger was dead.
Watermelon Snoz went back inside and made himself a nice mug of cocoa.
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