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sailorloneperblog

BARRY MASON (b.1947,English)-Shipping in the Thames estuary,oil on board

#how did ye get this picture of me ship?#i jest i jest #this be a beaut #pirate life #pirate #piratecore

wallofbubbles

Broadhead cuttlefish, with that really cute w-pupil

Pulau Hantu, Singapore, 2025

#this be a fine little sea monster #even a pirate knows this be a cutie #pirate life #life at sea

Ate you accepting new crew members at this time?

AYE AYE MATEY!! If ye be looking, me ship always be open to new swashbucklers 😈 the crew and I welcome you aboard!! 🏴‍☠️

#real pirate posts #trust this be the best pirate ship to be on #just dont tell me other crew members what ive said about them on the interwebs #pirate life #pirate crew #pirate blogging #pirate memes #life at sea #the high seas #arg #yo ho ho

bmx-xox

feeling sad right now because I was meant to be a beautiful pirate with a macaw in the 1700s but I’m here

#this be me #if you can dream it you can do it #arg #pirate life

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virgils-muse

Sorry for yearning for the ocean on main. It will happen again.

#pirate life

ever since me first mate got injured in our escape from the navy hes been moved to me captains quarters to recover... i miss having me bed :(

#real pirate posts #a captain deserves their own space #but how can i kick the lubber out #pirate life #pirate #piratecore #piracy #pirate memes #first mate #argh #life at sea #battle #injuries #wounded first mate smh #captain #pirate captain #oceancore #high seas #pirate ship

sometimes when I've drank all of me rum I toss the oranges overboard and tell me crew we've ran out so we stop at to port (to get more oranges and less scurvy) but really its so i can refill me rum supply 🥃 😏 self care be important for a pirate captain 😌🧉

innerchildabortionclinic

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

realpiratecaptain

poor matey got flounderfied 💔

#sometimes me cook's meals look like this too #the galley is a scary place to be mateys #pirate life #pirate #pirate core

msangelvoice

#this be a fine sea dog #me parrot acts much the same #pirate life #pirate

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throes-of-redemption

I wish for once I knew exactly what I wanted, or at the very least had the motivation to pursue it.

realpiratecaptain

matey, the motivation be GOLD! the treasure be glittering and ripe for the plunderin'

#aye but even a pirate knows this feeling #when the x on me map isn't enough to motivate me #pirate life #argh

mayonezli

#this be quite the collection!#sometimes the sea yields the best treasures #along with sunken dubloons #pirate life

academic-vampire

𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔦𝔯

#this be an excellent place for me and me crew to set anchor #i always tell them to pack citrus lest scurvy get the scallywags #pirate life #pirate core #pirate memes

squidwardunofficial

*sees dumb niche internet argument*

this topic is way too nuanced to have a concrete simple answer for

*scrolls away*

realpiratecaptain

aye this be how i feel whenever me crew asks me which o' those scallywags be the most fearsome! like one wrong word be enough to send me to davy jones' locker 🙄 i don't pick favorites with me crew!!

squidwardunofficial

holy fuck a real pirate this is the best tumblr blog i’ve ever seen

realpiratecaptain

shiver me timbers, thank ye matey tentacles! tis good to see a fellow sea lubber on this website. i be a big fan o' the clarinet too 😉

#real pirate posts #pirate life #piratecore #pirates be cool as fuck 😎#arg

squidwardunofficial

*sees dumb niche internet argument*

this topic is way too nuanced to have a concrete simple answer for

*scrolls away*

realpiratecaptain

aye this be how i feel whenever me crew asks me which o' those scallywags be the most fearsome! like one wrong word be enough to send me to davy jones' locker 🙄 i don't pick favorites with me crew!!

#real pirate posts #pirate #pirate core #pirate life #life at sea

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me ship was surrounded by a fleet twice arr size armed with dozens o' canons and me first mate put up a solid red flag! matey, that be the flag o' merciless attack, not surrender! 😑 now both me ship and first mate have a big bloody hole in their hulls 😬

#real pirate posts #pirate life #pirate memes #pirate #piratecore #pirate ship #navy attack #arg #yo ho ho #ocean life #life at sea #sea #seacore #piracy #first mate #nautical #nautical flags #ocean #battle

sharksplease

Fact shark:

Even sharks go to the dentist.

#aye this be how i get me teeth cleaned at sea too #ye hang off the plank and stick yur mouth in the watery depths #pirate core

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