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"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever
Nonbrainery
so i just double checked and yes, the 1855 toronto circus clown riots DID happen right outside my old college.Ā
as in if i were sent back in time from the spot i stood every day to catch the streetcar, iād be treated to the sight of firemen and circus clowns beating the shit out of each other whilst in and just outside a brothel
for clarification, yes, the clowns won the initial fight.Ā
Iām sorry the 1855 Toronto WHAT?
I mean. Itās not as funny of a story as the title would lead you to believe, itās more of an acab story than anything else bc apparently the butthurt firefighters who got their asses clown kicked stirred up shit the next day, hence the term riots rather than barfights.
back then firefighters were privatized, individualized companies and both them and the cops were in the same small but violent protestant groups that got all the important jobs in the city, largely known as the Orange Order.
Which is why there was barely (if any) police intervention when shit hit the fan day of. The firefighters had rooted up a bunch of their pals from the orange club on a vengeance warpath and the police took every effort to stall intervention. Apparently it took the mayor showing up and reportedly preventing a fireman from clown murder by prying an axe from his hands to start shutting the whole situation down
And apparently this, in accumulation with a bunch of other bullshit that involved anti-catholic riots and I think a bank robbery (?) was the impetus of widespread police reform. Like complete overhaul kinda reform. Like every-single-person-fired-and-replaced-potentially-multiple-times kinda reform.
Which is also why I can say clowns were an integral part of 19th century police reform.Ā
Well thatās a very disappointing start to the story but I am very reassured that my extreme buffoonery and poor survival instincts are no serious impediment to myĀ 21st century Police Reform Efforts.
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu.... you have caught me....

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i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if āfurbies are kosherā firstlyā¦. im not jewish. secondlyā¦ā¦..what the fuck
please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies arenāt even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.Ā
Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosherāthey are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.
hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard
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I AM BEGGING YOU TO WATCH THIS WITH SOUND ššš
This guy at my office is talking about how some ~20 unionized workers that operate bridges shut down a huge chunk of the city by lifting the bridges then leaving on a boat until their demands were met and I forgot I was supposed to say "oh that's fucked up" because I was immediately like sick that's dope as hell lmao
Think about how much power labor has. These guys working in big positions talking about the kind of damage some "high school dropouts who ganged up" can do with an edge of fear in their voice
Like sorry you got punked out by these guys you think are below you bitchboy you dont sound very in charge lmao

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ive lived in this state my entire life and today i found out alabama has its own groundhog day called possum day where they get a possum from the wild and name it sand mountain sam and make it predict the weather
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
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Kidding (2018)
This is called
Shaynas Sequence
a lot of people are tagging this with āfilmā and āmoviesā or talking about the magic of moviemaking but i really want to point out that Kidding is a TV show.
i feel itās important to make this distinction because thereās a common (sometimes subconscious) thought that TV is a lesser form of digital art compared to film, but television, especially recently, has been phenomenalĀ and it deserves proper credit as a storytelling medium, as well as a craft just as capable of amazing work like this
This is fucking INCREDIBLE.
Masterful.
Combining the magic of camera work and the expertise of live-theatre crews

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It has happened.
I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
Will provide updates
ITāS HERE
Iām going to start it pretty soon. Iām for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?
Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but Iāve heard relatively little about what itās like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all
This book isā¦surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I donāt know what Iām trying to say. But itās like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level itās not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to theā¦whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise
AFSGFBCHH??
I love that heās not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. Heās just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and heās also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out
I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But thereās an entirely different magic system andā¦.everything???
In summary
there doesnāt appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology
Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself
thereās a??? spellcasting industry??
there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes
or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard
the dinosaur is a bard
Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society
there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual
THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!
ā¦Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle
The fourth wall break is killing me.
The sexy dinosaur is also trans
As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing itās lampooning, thereās also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.
ā¦You know, Iām not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.
Iām back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??
ā¦sentences I never thought Iād write
um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck
chuck tingleās magic system is unironically better than jk Rowlingās Iām sorry
Iām so sorry to sample the sex scene but. āsexualis secondusā just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable
I.
I literally have no idea how to describe what Iām experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. Itās genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And thereās a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device isā¦I canāt explain it because that would spoil it but itās actually pulled off so well?????
This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, itās like actually in its themes and message a genuine āfuck youā to j.k. Rowlingās transphobia even though itās this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE
I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.
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What's wasteland weekend?
Wasteland Weekend is a 5 day event in the middle of the Mojave where people celebrate the inner Raider in them.
(These pics are courtesy of their website here)
Costumes are mandatory; themes include but not limited to Mad Max, Fallout, Borderlandsā¦.anything post apocalyptic.
You can camp there with friends or get a hotel; people chop up old cars and make crazy wastelander vehicles. They wanna keep it as immersive as possible so customized camps and tribes are encouraged. Theres a film festival, concertsā¦all kinds of shit.
Dates for 2019s festival are Sept 25th through the 29th.
The Fallout fandom is sleeping on it if ya ask me
Wanted to add a few of my own pics to this post from Wasteland. Featuring the fabulous @red-flare as we joined the Faceless Merchants