come on, d.

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

North: Doing stupid stuff

Tex: Then where’s Carolina?

North: Trying to stop York from doing stupid stuff

Tex: So where is Wash?

North: Stopping Carolina from stopping York from doing stupid stuff

Tex: If they’re all doing that, then why are you here and not with them?

Tucker is black.

Tucker is hot (”metrosexual good looks”) but has a shit personality, and that’s why he can’t pick up chicks.

Tucker has gone through a lot of positive character development and has a less shit personality now.

There is no evidence that Tucker hates his first name. Just that he’s disappointed in Church for not remembering it.

Tucker is either superhumanly insightful, or lies about knowing things in order to seem cool.

Tucker is a really great dad who loves his son a lot.

Tucker is a nerd.

Tucker has low self-esteem and will do dumb shit for approval.

Tucker is a badass who’s really coming into his own.

They’re both purple and snipey. it’s great. Best pals.

R. V. B.

geoff, quietly and sort of disbelieving: i don’t know if its female.

(conversation flows unrelated)

geoff, considering the idea some more. like, really focusing: i don’t even know that i’m straight- im just too old and tired to try new things

me: